wEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

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Lance:
k but like if I really wanted to I could totally break my arm rn

Keith:
what the hell frankie go to sleep it's 2:30

Lance:
wow what a wonderful idea I wish I had thought of it

Keith:
baby

Keith:
with all due respect

Keith:
shut the hell up

Lance:
okay fine ig whatevs ya know

Jesus:
ah my dudes I am like hella sleepy

Keith:
same

Lance:
I'm low-key tired and Also low-key enjoying the silence

Lance:
oh wait no I'm not bc Mikey fucking snores

Jesus:
hA

Blaine:
what she said

Lance:
fuck this I'm sleeping on the couch

Keith:
do it

Keith:
I dare you kiddo

Lance:
nah Mikey might snore but he's a great cuddler and an excellent source of body heat

Blaine:
HEY GET YOUR OWN MIKEYWAY

Lance:
uhhh he was mine first Pete heck off

Lance:
hissss

Jesus:
technically he was mine first so all of you go home

Keith:
HES MY LITTLE BROTHER I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL WHEN HE WAS BORN SO FUCK YOU ALL

Lance:
okay but like who's in his bed rn stealing his body heat?

Blaine:
fuck you that should be me

Lance:
my brother get ur own

Blaine:
I do and I hate him

Keith:
same

Jesus:
mood

Jesus:
I want some peanut butter

Keith:
go get some

Keith:
WAIT NO YOURE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS

Jesus:
ah all the more reason

Keith:
LINDSEY ANN BALLATO DONT YOU MOTHERFUCKING DARE

Jesus:
ha

Jesus:
shit we don't have any

Blaine:
me

Lance:
me when I threaten to drink from the milk jug

Keith:
YOU LITTLE SHIT

Lance:
you love me

Keith:
unfortunately yes

Blaine:
that describes my entire existence tbh

Blaine:
"Did Pete get cursed with awful younger siblings? Does he have weird hair? Can he seriously not get a job? IS HE ACTUALLY A HUMAN AT ALL???" Unfortunately yes

Keith:
me though

Lance:
yeah except you actually have a job

Lance:
also Mikey is a good kiddo

Jesus:
yeah he's great

Jesus:
he plays bass

Blaine:
ME TOO I PLAY THE BASS IM GOOD AT IT TOO LOVE ME

Jesus:
hmmm

Jesus:
sorry still a lesbian.

Blaine:
understandable good day

Lance:
I FORGET YOU ARE IN A BAND SOMETIMES LINDSEY AND THEN I REMEMBER AND I GET EXCITED BC I LOVE UR BAND

Jesus:
jimmy says he loves u

Lance:
I'm gonna pass out I stg

Keith:
not this shit again Lindsey stop that

Jesus:
EVERYONE LOVES U FRANKIE

Lance:
hhhhhh

Lance:
yes

Lance:
there is no possible way that is not true

Lance:
I am a great person and everyone loves me

Blaine:
Apollo who?

Keith:
honestly,,,,,

Keith:
he is so much more narcissistic irl

Blaine:
I know we were neighbors for sixteen years

Keith: 
oh yeah

Jesus:
Frankie is a good kiddo you both shut your whore mouths.

Lance:
yeah shut your whore mouths

Keith:
Frankie

Keith:
your mouth

Keith:
is the most whorish mouth in existence perhaps

Lance:
i-

Lance:
sTOP ATTACKING ME AND CALLING ME OUT OKAY

Keith:
mhm sure dear.

Lance:
actually heck u

Jesus:
wow Frankie that was some pretty obscene language there kiddo

Blaine:
it's the curse police bitch

Keith:
oh shit

Jesus:
weeeeee wooooooo

Jesus:
wEeeeeee wOooooooo

Jesus:
gASP

Jesus:
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

Keith:
I hate you

Lance:
I still ly Lindsey

Jesus:
;')

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7-19-18
I am so tired Okay this has been the worst day I've had so far this month and I've had a ton of shit days I am so fucking ready for school to start and I am so sick of guns and drunk people and drunk people with fucking guns okay I'm sick of this bullshit now I can't fucking sleep because what if he starts shooting again and I just,, hh I am sorry for ranting but I'm so fucking pissed and tired and I have to wake up at 6:30 in the morning and it's 2:58 so yeah.

On the plus side I've been doing so much art lately the end

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