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I accidentally referenced the milk fic a few times

Mum:
I'm fucking triggered.

Mommy:
omg what happened.

Mum:
I'm lactose intolerant okay

Moon:
same

Mum:
and I went to my dads for the weekend and just got home today bc three day weekend

Mum:
and I was hella craving some chocolate milk but I'm lactose intolerant so my mom buys almond milk s p e c i f i c a l l y for me and we usually get the chocolate kind bc I like it better in my cereal

Mum:
well her boyfriend was over and she decided to use it for fucking waffles.

Mum:
M Y MILK

Mum:
IN THAT COCK'S WAFFLES

Mum:
AND HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO EAT THEM KNOWING I CHUG THAT SHIT LIKE ITS MY LIFE SUPPLY DAMMIT.

Moon:
THAT MONSTER

Andru:
I WILL HELP YOU FIGHT NO ONE TOUCHES ANOTHER MANS CHOCCY ALMOND MILK

Moon:
THAT SHITS ADDICTIVE

Mum:
LETS START A RIOT

Blaine:
A RIOT LETS START A RIOOOT

Kurt:
omfg Pete ur 'eDgy teen' is showing

Blaine:
I'm an edgy teen Mikey we have discussed this so many times.

Mum:
GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT WE CAN BE EMO LATER I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR MY MILK

Moon:
I ONLY SOMETIMES SHARE IT WITH BRENDON AND WE SHARE EVERYTHING AND I MEAN FUCKING E V E R Y T H I N G

Sun:
fr everything

Mommy:
I'm gonna fight that bitch just for you frankie.

Mommy:
that cockhead is getting throttled.

Mum:
I was going to make a joke but I'm too sad about not having any choccy ;~;

Mommy:
baby I'm going to go buy you two choccy

Mum:
pls ;~;

Moon:
boyfriend goals wtf

Moon:
Brendon go buy me some fucking chocolate milk

Sun:
bitch no you never share you can take ur milk and shove it up your ass

Moon:
I want a divorce

Sun:
not again bitch

Sun:
never again the Ryden ship isn't sinking in my good Christian fanfiction this isn't Cape Town ni🅱️🅱️a

Mommy:
fanfiction what

Mommy:
AND WHY WONT YOU TELL US EHAT HAPPENED IN CAPE TOWN WHEN DID YOU EVEN GO TO CAPE TOWN WHERE EVEN IS CAPE TOWN WTF GUYS FRANK JUST WANTS SOME MILK AND IM GOING TO GET MY BABY SOME

Mum:
Gerard ur the best boyfriend

Mum:
marry me baby

Mommy:
maybe later

Blaine:
guys I took one of those online things where you can get a minister license thing and I can actually marry you if you want me to

Moon:
holy shit yes please

Sun:
yeah I'm down

Inside Hurty:
isn't Brendon like 15 tho

Sun:
yeah got a problem

Inside Hurty:
I mean I guess not but I don't think you should get married //yet// bc idk what if Ryan is an asshole and you guys break up

Inside Hurty:
divorces are expensive