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Tim Burton movies are fucking lit you cant change my mind

Mum:
wAkE mE uP

Mommy:
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Kurt:
bEFORE YOU GO GO

Blaine:
there are two kinds of people

Mum:
oh yeah watch this

Mum:
sToP

Kurt:
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN

Moon:
IN THE NAME OF LOVE

Mommy:
hAMMER T I M E

Blaine:
okay there's three types of people I change my mind

Mum:
ha bitch I win

Blaine:
fuck you frankie I'll fight

Mum:
I might be a twink ass, feminine, short skirt-wearing, Italian midget but I will still go full on Brendon Urie/Gerard Way and kick your bitch ass Pete.

Mommy:
I don't know if I should be turned on or proud of you

Blaine:
turned on probably

Mommy:
good bc my boner was confused

Kurt:
actually ew

Mommy:
fuck the fuck off Mikey I hear all about you and Pete all the time

Kurt:
I mean yeah but

Mommy:
but nothing mikey I'll fight you again

Kurt:
ew no not while you have a boner that's gross

Mum:
welllllll

Mommy:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kurt:
ew

Blaine:
Mikeyway wanna see my boner

Kurt:
don't tell Gerard but yes

Mommy:
yeah sure don't tell Gerard bc he's totally not right h e r e

Blaine:
I won't tell him if you don't

Sun:
can I see your boner Pete

Blaine:
no bc Ryan will leak my nudes again

Moon:
true

Mommy:
how did Ryan even get your nudes in the first place

Blaine:
before I went out with Mikey I sent them to Ryan to annoy him

Moon:
you're lucky those are the only ones I leaked

Moon:
I have one of him doing weird shit

Kurt:
pfft I've seen them

Blaine:
welp you've all seen my penis before so like whatever I guess

Sun:
actually I haven't bc I told Ryan not to send them to me

Blaine:
that actually shocks me

Blaine:
I am genuinely surprised about that information omg

Mommy:
my entire family has seen your penis

Blaine:
same bc of rYAN ROSS

Moon:
;)

Moon:
you're welcome

Mommy:
you know who I wouldn't mind fucking

Mommy:
bj Armstrong.

Mommy:
he's hot

Mum:
I'd be mad but it's true I was in love with him tbh

Mommy:
I am in love with him

Mommy:
and John Bender from TBC