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DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN

9-25-18
My birth yeeeeeeet
That's me on my bus this morning.
Legit the only thing I asked for was a box of strawberry kiwi Capri Sun and my mom delivered.

I have baby hands omfg

Also this is the last prewritten chapter whoops
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Nico:
gUYS GUYS GUYS GUYYYYYSSDSSS

Jesus:
I'm a girl fuckass

Nico:
pEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE PEEEEEEOOOOOPLLELELEEE

Jesus:
better

Lance:
what's up

Nico:
ME AND MIKEY FIGURED IT OUT

Keith:
uhhh figured what out

Will:
YOU AND FRANKIE HAVE KURT

Nico:
AND RYDEN HAS LUCIFER OKAY

Will:
WELL ME AND PETE HAVE....

Will:
wait for it...

Nico:
TONY AND STEVE

Sun:
oh my fucking gods please

Nico:
it was a toss up between that and Dominos and Subway

Keith:
wait why Dominos and Subway

Sun:
should we tell him or.....

Moon:
nah

Jesus:
Gerard honey

Keith:
I don't...?

Keith:
is it a joke?? I just-

Keith:
k nvm I get it I'm so dumb

Lance:
it's okay babe you tried your best.

Keith:
I really did :(

Nico:
but yeah Tony and Steve Wentz are gonna be perfect kiddos alright.

Will:
yeah except Steve is a cunt sometimes

Nico:
sHH HES TRYING HIMBS BEST OKAY

Will:
WELL TRY HARDER STEVE WE DIDNT NAME YOU AFTER CAP SO YOU COULD TURN OUT LIKE A TURD MAN

Nico:
MIKEY STOP HES SENSITIVE

Will:
can't stop won't stop

Sun:
CANT STOP WONT STOP CRUUUUISIN ITS LIKE I GOT THIS MUUUUUSIC IN MY MIND SAYING ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

Moon:
we have talked about this bren

Sun:
sorry

Keith:
Jfc why are we all wrecks like wtf is wrong with us

Lance:
uhhh what's wrong with us is it's Ryan's birthday and his dad didn't even call him and it's like 8:30 pm

Lance:
like he's seventeen now wtf dude cmon

Moon:
uhhh my birthday was in August dude

Nico:
other Ryan bro.

Moon:
that bastard

Sun:
WE ARE READING MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING IN CLASS AND I GET TO BE DON JOHN THE BASTARD AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT WHEN I READ HIS NAME IS THAT PART IN ITS ALWAYS SUNNY WHEN THEYRE PLAYING CHARDEE MACDENNIS AND THEY READ THE CARD AND ITS LIKE "DENNIS IS ASSHOLE. WHY CHARLIE HATE?" AND CHARLIE IS LIKE "UHHH PASS" WHEN HE CLEARLY WROTE IT AND THE OTHER TEAM GETS TO STEAL AND DENNIS IS LIKE "HHHHH BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!!1!!11!!"  AND IT WARMS MY DEAD HEART OKAY

Keith:
wow that was long but hhhhhh

Sun:
that's what she said

Moon:
dude you're gay

Sun:
that's what she said

Jesus:
yes she did 😎

Moon:
Jesus Christ why cant we let emojis die

Moon:
yo guys

Jesus:
and chicas

Moon:
yeah and chicas

Moon:
so like Ryan's dad did call him yeet.

Lance:
good. I thought I was gonna have to fight him

Keith:
same.

Keith:
anyways Pete tell me about my,,,,

Keith:
nephews? Idk is Tony a girl or boy bc at one point you guys were like "omg boy and girl" but like you are having stony babies so I just want clarification

Will:
oh Uh

Nico:
we haven't really thought about it

Will:
yeah we were kinda just yelling at Steve

Nico:
like cap is a good boye but our son Steve is a little shit k.

Will:
yeah he is such a problematic wiener.

Nico:
Yeah like his dad

Keith:
the fuck you just say about Mikey

Nico:
bitch I was talking about me

Lance:
what a fucking mood

Jesus:
pffft

Jesus:
why is that me

Moon:
bc we are all just that relatable.

Sun:
I second that.

Jesus:
understandable.

Moon:
legit I hate not having phone minutes okay I want to cry

Lance:
heck rip@u Ryan :'(

Moon:
thanks Frankie

Lance:
I'm dominating my Spanish class

Lance:
like i have a 100 in that class and I have an 82 in English if that says anything about me as a person

Keith:
I'm proud of u bb

Lance:
omg thenk

Jesus:
my school didn't have Spanish it only had French and I barely did well in English I wasn't gonna try my luck with a foreign language class thanks

Sun:
my old school had Spanish and French and I took neither bc I'm already fluent in the three most important languages

Keith:
and they are?

Sun:
depressive humour, pathetic dad jokes, and memes.

Keith:
I can't argue that logic

Nico:
same

Jesus:
I wish college had a class on memes :(

Keith:
fucking same

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So yeah it's my birthday rn as I'm writing this. I hid under the table during lunch because my friend sang to me, it's basically tradition at this point. He goes up behind the birthday person and screams "hAPPY BIRTHDAY *name*!!!!" And then bc the original birthday song is copywrited or whatever he does 'the band version' except instead of "from the band gang (hey!)" we say "from the gucci gang (hey!)" and yeah. That song was sang to me three times and the original only twice so that was g r e a t.

But I really did have a good birthday though. I hope things are all going well with you people.

Okay this is enough writing I'll leave. Adios putos