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Sun:
when I'm president I'm making prostitution legal. Literally I see no reason in making it illegal it's so stupid

Mommy:
it's because men see women as reusable and the minute a woman starts thinking that way about men then it's wrong

Mum:
I blame middle aged straight white men.

Mommy:
you can actually just blame them for all of our problems tbh.

Mommy:
slavery, racism, white supremacy, the holocaust, about 90+% Of all murders, etc. Etc.

Mum:
look at my baby he's so smart

Mommy:
that was literal common sense though

Mum:
yeah but Brendon couldn't think of that

Sun:
stfu bitch I might be platonically a little gay for you but I'll still fight you

Mum:
I'm pretty sure that sentence sums up my entire existence.

Moon:
my life in a sentence tbh

Sun:
there you fucking are, Rat

Moon:
oh I'm sorry do I look like Pete Wentz to you sweaty

Sun:
no bc if you looked like Pete wentz we wouldn't be low-key engaged.

Moon:
fair

Moon:
I'm a little gay for Pete Wentz ngl

Kurt:
same

Blaine:
same

Blaine:
you know who isn't gay for me

Mommy:
me bitch

Blaine:
huh I was actually gonna say you

Mommy:
good that means you're learning :)

Blaine:
Nani!?!

Moon:
oh god Pete is gay

Blaine:
🌈

Kurt:
mood.

Mum:
hey dudes guess who's depressed

Moon:
me

Blaine:
me

Sun:
I am

Mum:
no it's me

Mum:
my mom's boyfriend left for forty days bc of his job and he comes back in like a week and I'm not in Beta anymore bc I had an F in history for like a part of a semester and the year before I had a C in science so yeah I'm not in Beta and he's going to take my phone and ground me and hurt me and I've been freaking out for several weeks about this what am I going to do Gee help me

Mommy:
Shh baby it's gonna be okay

Mum:
but what if it isn't and I never see any of you again

Moon:
do you actually believe he would murder you

Mum:
sometimes but I'm mostly scared he's going to take my phone away and find all the "bad" stuff on here like slightly dark memes and pictures of me modelling my clothes and text messages to my friends and stuff I don't know what I'm going to do with myself I want to cry

Mommy:
it'll be okay frankie I won't let him hurt you

Mum:
he has before, Gee and I honestly don't want him to again

Mommy:
I know and I want to beat his face in but I can't

Moon:
if you need to you can stay with me for a few days

Mum:
thank you Ryan

Moon:
no problem Frankenstein.

Sun:
yeah, me and Ryan can buy you movies and make you brownies and play with your hair and tell you you're pretty

Mum:
omg

Moon:
Brendon is low-key gay for you ngl

Sun:
I am like 101% sure that he knows that sooooo

Mum:
I do

Mommy:
same and you better stay in your lane Brendon I'll fight you

Blaine:
he will

Kurt:
^^

Sun:
I have Ryan I'm not gonna steal Frankie.

Moon:
good I was afraid for a minute.

Mum:
do you think I could come over now

Moon:
yes

Mum:
thank you

Mommy:
do you need a ride

Mum:
no I'm gonna walk

Mum:
ily though

Mommy:
i love you too 💙💙💙💙💙

Blaine:
Frankie don't forget to look both ways you fucknut smh you almost got hit by that car

Mum:
stop watching me out your window pete smh weirdo

Blaine:
HE FLIPPED ME OFF SMH BAD FRANKIE

Mommy:
good Frankie

Mum:
hA bitch

Blaine:
:0 I'm offended.

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So we are pretty sure my uncle is schizophrenic that's nice. He's going to be evaluated on Tuesday I think.

Also I'm blonde. I can't get the picture to load, but I am. We are going to go on Tuesday to get it lighter bc I want like a platinum blonde/whitish type thing so yeah. That's all I think.

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