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Im learning italian mwahaha

Mommy:
so I decided I'm gonna learn Italian

Mum:
babe I don't even speak Italian and I am hella Italian

Mommy:
nope I'm gonna do it

Mum:
baby no

Mum:
it's difficult

Mommy:
tI AMO FRANKIE

Mum:
*sigh* ilyt

Blaine:
wow

Blaine:
he's dedicated

Mum:
oh you have no idea

Mum:
he has been trying to do the accent for days

Mommy:
CIAO SONO GERARD PIACERE DI CONOSCERTI

Blaine:
all I got from that was hello and Gerard

Mum:
it means hi my name is Gerard and then I don't remember the rest.

Mommy:
PARLI INGLESE

Mum:
yes you idiot

Mum:
everyone here speaks English

Mommy:
AH. MI DISPIACE

Mum:
oh dio mio Gerard.

Mommy:
UHH I DIDNT LEARN THAT YET

Mommy:
WHAT IS REALLY THROWING ME OFF IS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE EVERY FUCKING LETTER

Mommy:
ALSO C IS PRONOUNCED CH BUT SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE K

Mommy:
BUT CC IS ALSO K

Mommy:
AND AGGRESSIVELY ROLLING MY RS IS REALLY FUN

Blaine:
Gerard ur gr9

Mommy:
omg grazie tante peter

Mommy:
THATS ANOTHER FUCKING THING

Mum:
oh god

Mommy:
THE LETTER E SOUNDS LIKE A AND I SOUNDS LIKE E

Mum:
yeah I told you it was weird

Mommy:
IM STILL GONNA LEARN IT

Mommy:
MY MOMMA DIDNT RAISE NO QUITTER ASS BITCH

Mum:
kill me now

Kurt:
frank make my brother shut up

Mum:
if I knew how I would have several hours ago

Kurt:
TRY HARDER

Mum:
WGAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO MIKEY IVE TRIED EVERYTHING

Kurt:
IDFK SHOVE YOUR DICK DOWN HIS THROAT IF YOU HAVE TO JUST MAKE HIM SHUT THE HELL UP

Blaine:
omfg Mikey

Kurt:
wait

Kurt:
it's been thirty seconds

Kurt:
I don't hear anything

Kurt:
I think it worked

Blaine:
bless

Blaine:
this is the best news Mikeyway has heard all day

Kurt:
y e s

Kurt:
now you should come over bc I just got a shitload of John Hughes movies from the library and I want someone to watch them with.

Blaine:
AHH OKAY IM COMING ILY MIKEYWAY

Kurt:
I love you too Pete

Moon:
awww everyone is all cute and shit today

Moon:
I'm gonna ruin it.

Sun:
nope

Moon:
brendon ur gay

Sun:
THAT WAS RACIST RYAN

Moon:
I'm sorry

Moon:
ily

Sun:
😫💦💦

Sun:
wrong chat

Sun:
ilyt

Moon:
uhh what chat did you mean to send that to

Sun:
it may or may not be a Marvel Chris fandom chat

Moon:
you should definitely add me

Sun:
ofc

Moon:
bless.

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This is short but I've also been up since like three thirty trying to memorise the Italian alphabet and then other shit like honestly I am a little salty my mom didn't raise me bilingual.

I mean she only knows English but still it would have been hella rad to know more than stupidass American English.

*aggressively rolls Rs*

Ciao