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thats so sad alexa play despacito :'(

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Also happy gay month kids úwù
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Fuvk:
Okay so

Nanana:
oh boy here we go

Fuvk:
shut up rat this is important

Fuvk:
anyway

Fuvk:
So

Fuvk:
it's gay month.

Fuvk:
so obviously I'm super in season only liking boys rn bc I'm gay this month

Sun:
I only like boys all the time so I'm doing better than u

Fuvk:
shut up I'll fight u

Fuvk:
well my mom let me and Mikey and Frankie hang up a pride flag on our flag pole outside (we are American in this household kids) a while back to prepare for gay month

Fuvk:
well my aunt shows up because idk it's her birthday or something or whatever idk/idc

Fuvk:
And She has the aUDACITY to tell my mom to take it down.

Fuvk:
like Mikey and Frankie have been at Pete's for like a week and a half bc summer break so it's just me and mom at home and my mom is hella supportive because she has zero straight kids.

Fuvk:
so mom's all like "uhhhhh actually,, /Meghan/ I don't have to do anything. U have,,,, hemorrhoids,,,," and my aunt got hella triggered over that right. And was all like "dONNA I STG ILL EAT UR ASS" and my mom was like "bRING IT ON" And now my aunt is at home :)

Batman:
that's a hugeass mood

Fuvk:
so yeah that was my day yesterday how was yours

Sun:
Ryan and I fucked

Moon:
yeah it was nice

Daddy:
well I downloaded Instagram and made an account and asked five different people my friend's account name just so I could send her a meme.

Sun:
a gIRL HUH

Daddy:
yeah

Sun:
ARE U A STRAIGHT IN MY HOLY GAY SUBURBS DADLON

Daddy:
uh no.

Daddy:
how dare u accuse me of something so vile in this day and age brandon.

Sun:
oh u bitch

Sun:
DILLON

Daddy:
BRANDON

Sun:
DILLON

Daddy:
BRANDON

Sun:
DILLON

Daddy:
B R A N D O N

Sun:
ｄｉｌｌｏｎ

Daddy:
BASTARD BRANDON

Sun:
DEGENERATE DILLON

Nanana:
what the McFuck did I just stumble upon

Moon:
name war

Nanana:
ooooh I wanna play

Daddy:
no ur name is normal so u can't play haha

Sun:
yeah Pete u stinki rat

Nanana:
Aw that's so sad Alexa play despacito

Nanana changed his name to Alexa!

Alexa:
Ay 
Fonsi
DY
Oh
Oh no, oh no
Oh yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy
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