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vALDANGELO FOR THE WIN

Mum:
GERARD COLOURED HIS HAIR THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

Blaine:
woah he's had black hair forever

Blaine:
what colour

Mum:
ITS WHITE

Mum:
AND ITS SO SHORT

Mum:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE EMO GERARD IM SO CONFUSED

Mommy:
baby I am emo

Mommy:
I just think white hair is rad

Mum:
RAD IS MY THING MAKE YOUR HAIR COME BACK

Mommy:
I can't

Mommy:
I cut it

Mommy:
I can't just glue it back, frankie

Mum:
YES YOU CAN

Mum:
I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS GEE IM

Mum:
LIKE YOU LOOK CUTE AS HELL BUT IM SO USED TO THE B L A CK

Mommy:
it's okay frankie

Mommy:
we can do yours too if you want

Mum:
I-

Mum:
pls

Mum:
I want a motherfucking Mohawk

Mum:
and it would look totally badass if I had white on the sides

Mommy:
I'll help

Kurt:
can I help

Mommy:
no fuck u

Kurt:
that's rood

Blaine:
ITS GAY MONTH

Blaine:
SORRY GIRLS I ONLY LIKE BOYS UNTIL JULY 1

Moon:
that's such a mood

Sun:
I already do like boys all the time so haha I win already

Mum:
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT MY SEXUALITY AND GERARDS HAIR

Sun:
oh yeah Ryan I still want that fucking threesome with either Dallon Weekes or Frankie

Moon:
thanks Frankie for reminding Brendon

Mum:
welc

Kurt:
guys I really hate Pete

Blaine:
u love me

Kurt:
no

Kurt:
u got me addicted to the Percy Jackson books again.

Kurt:
I SHIP VALDANGELO SO HARD LIKE WHAT???

Mommy:
ooh I shipped jercy

Mommy:
they definitely had homo feelings.

Sun:
nah man, percico is where it's at 👌🏽👌🏽

Moon:
no Valgrace is otp

Blaine:
idk I kind of ship Perleo or whatever their ship name is

Jesus:
guys

Mommy:
GASP LINDSEY HI!!

Jesus:
hi

Jesus:
but have you ever considered

Jesus:
Perjaleico?

Kurt:
holy shit I never thought I needed anything more than I need that.

Blaine:
Lindsey you're a genius and and I'm so straight for you

Kurt:
fuck you Pete it's gay month

Blaine:
oops sorry

Blaine:
Lindsey I'm straight for you except for in /June/

Jesus:
understandable.

Mommy: guys there is literally no perjaleico fanfiction I just looked it up

Mommy:
all they have is Percy Jason and Nico

Mum:
BUT MY BABY BOY LEO

Mommy:
wait what does Frank ship

Mum:
valdangelo duh they are perfect for each other

Kurt:
hA FUCK YOU GERARD

Mommy:
frankie how dare you betray me this way.

Mum:
don't get me wrong there was definitely jercy subtext, but valdangelo is otp material

Mum:
also I'm Nico so like

Blaine:
IM SORRY BUT IM LEO

Mum:
Gerard makes a pretty good Percy.

Moon:
can I be Jason I want to be hot

Mum:
yes

Blaine:
who's Mikey then

Mum:
mikey can be will or like, idk I feel Mikey would make a pretty good Thalia

Jesus:
um no im Thalia

Mum:
that's a fair

Mum:
mikey can be,,,,,,,

Mum:
mikey ur Grover

Kurt:
what why

Kurt:
I'm totally will

Kurt:
just more depressing.

Blaine:
mikey is solangelo

Kurt:
I'll take it

Jesus:
why is it we always are different people than we actually are

Jesus:
like first it was SPN

Jesus:
then it was Glee

Kurt:
actually I'm pretty sure that was just me and Pete

Jesus:
oh well

Jesus:
now we are pjo/hoo characters.

Mommy:
bc we c a n Lindsey Ann

Jesus:
DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST DO THAT

Mum:
wtf Percy why'd you make Thalia mad

Mommy:
I really need to start thinking things through.

Jesus:
LISTEN HERE GERARD A R T H U R WAY

Blaine:
pffffft Arthur

Jesus:
WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT

Jesus:
IM GOING YOU BEAT YOU UP

Mommy:
pls help me frankie

Mum:
no she actually likes me and I don't want that to change

Mommy:
understandable

Mum:
sorry Gee ilysm

Mommy:
ilyt Frankie goodbye

Jesus:
IM COMING OVER

Mommy:
oh god

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Yooo wassup I don't remember if I said this earlier but i coloured my hair and it's grey now and like my selfie at the top or you're grounded litty aight bye