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Mum:
hey guys I'm a boss-ass bitch

Blaine:
what'd you do Frankie

Mum:
I

Mum:
got in a fight

Blaine:
I- what

Mommy:
he actually did

Mommy:
he kicked the dudes ass and all Frank got in return was a fucking black eye and a fat lip

Blaine:
I don't believe u

Mum:
pfft okay dont

Mommy added a photo!

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Mommy:
honestly you should see the other guy

Blaine:
holy shit Frank

Mum:
ikr.

Mum:
I'm a total badass

Mum:
mom got really pissed off though

Blaine:
why

Blaine:
is it bc you got an ouchie

Mum:
welllllll

Mum:
not exactly?

Kurt:
DUDE FRANK BEAT UP HIS MOMS BOYFRIEND

Blaine:
YOU BEAT UP CHAD

Mum:
perhaps

Mum:
I'm also not allowed back at home so that's nice

Blaine:
wtf why

Mum:
bc my mom found out that I have a boyfriend and she's homophobic and Chad was going to "spank" me (cough hit me cough) and so I actually stood up to him and beat the hell out of him.

Mommy:
I was there and saw the whole thing it was kind of hot.

Mum:
:3

Blaine:
Jfc the one day I'm not home

Blaine:
how did they find out

Mum:
uh well

Mommy:
um

Mum:
well Gerard and I were,,,,,,,

Mum:
puzzles.

Mommy:
yeah. Puzzles.

Blaine:
holy shit you got walked in on while you were doing the deed what a way to come out

Pat:
I still don't get why you guys talk about puzzles so much

Pat:
they're just puzzles no need to get all cryptic about them

Moon:
I honestly love this guy

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