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Moon:
dude if I die right now I will never meet mine and Brendon's children

Moon:
I can't die yet.

Mommy:
why was that oddly uplifting

Mommy:
like wow Ryan

Moon:
I haven't slept in three days Gerard I know everything right now.

Mommy:
oh dear.

Moon:
I want a girl because I think she would look like Brendon because he's cuter and I just imagine this little girl with black hair but she gets a normal forehead and she's in a cute lil skirt and maybe cats on her shirt and lil Velcro light up sketchers just beating up Pete Wentz and his kids

Kurt:
Mine and Pete's kids are going to kick you and Brendon's kids asses

Moon:
bring it bitch

Moon:
I want her name to be Mercury tho.

Moon:
Mercury Ross-Urie

Mommy:
why Mercury

Moon:
half because Freddie and half because since I'm the moon and Brendon is the sun I think we should name them in order of the planets.

Moon:
also I like mythology.

Moon:
Hermes is a slick little bitch and I think that if I went to camp halfblood id probably be in his cabin because that's what I got claimed as.

Mommy:
please have a kid named Mercury.

Moon:
I'm gonna

Sun:
i was going to argue with you and say we should start backwards with Pluto bc hades is Satan and I think lucifer Ross would be kinda rad tbh but I don't want a kid named after a Mickey Mouse character.

Moon:
this is why I'm the smart one

Sun:
no frankie is

Moon:
you know what true

Kurt:
I'm smart it's just people keep telling me to do my work and that just makes me not want to do it and now I'm failing history.

Mommy:
jfc Mikey mom's gonna kill ur ass.

Kurt:
oh well I want to die

Mommy:
big mood right there.

Mum:
I loooove Gerard Way.

Mum:
He's a cute lil guy

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