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Mostly a Fandom shitpost but also Pat gets confused about puzzles... again.

Mum:
you know what

Mum:
I want to have a pet bee

Mommy:
wtf Frank

Mum:
I don't know

Mum:
I can't think of anything.

Jesus:
I don't have school today bc flooding 😎

Mum:
no fair what school do you go to

Jesus:
Jesus school for Jesus kiddos amirite

Mommy:
Lindsey your family is Buddhist
(Tbh idk what her family is I just think we need even more diversity)

Sun:
mine and Ryan's families are Mormon

Blaine:
hELLO. MY NAME IS ELDER PRICE AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE MOST AMAZING BOOK

Sun:
I mean basically.

Mommy:
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL IF YOURE MORMON

Sun:
remember when I went to public school and got expelled

Sun:
well my grandparents (mom's side) thought that I would act properly if I went to catholic school like they did.

Mommy:
Oof I guess

Sun:
yeah I really don't like this school. I'm going to try to get expelled soon, which shouldn't be that hard.

Josef:
I'm Jewish and I go to catholic school

Mommy:
yeah but like three or four chapters ago we discussed why.

Josef:
chapters what

Mommy:
what

Mum:
my parents actually are catholic

Blaine:
same.

Mommy:
mine are atheist

Kurt:
omg saaame

Mommy:
jesus fucking Christ Mikey we are fucking siblings of fucking course our fucking parents have the same fucking religious beliefs.

Mum:
wow how many times can you say fuck correctly in a sentence by Gerard Way

Kurt:
Gerard is bullying me

Mommy:
come at me you little shit

Kurt:
um I'm taller than you bitch

Mommy:
that's it as soon as the bell for third period rings I'm finding you and kicking your ass

Kurt:
bring it bitch

Sun:
omg Ryan record it pls

Moon:
gotchu

Fro Lord:
omg guys Gerard just threw a paper ball at me across the room saying that Mikey is a bitch what did you do son

Kurt:
Gee started it

Mommy:
BITCH U STARTED IT BY BEING A BITCH

Mum:
please put that on my tombstone

Sun:
ditto

Moon:
the bell rings in three minutes I'm ready

Jesus:
Oh god Gerard i swear if you get suspended

Mommy:
:)

Mommy:
bell rang you lanky spaghetti ass bitch.

Kurt:
omw to your class :)

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Mum:
it's been an hour did they actually fight

Moon: yeah want me to send you the video