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I'm currently out of minutes/data so like imma just write y'know
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Lance:
so apparently we can't get a dog

Sun:
WHAT WHY THE FUCK NOT

Lance:
cuz apparently don is allergic

Sun:
WHO THE FUCK IS DON IM GONNA KICK HIS ASS

Lance:
he's Gerard and Mikey's dad and he's great and all but I think we should trade him for a dog

Keith:
frank we aren't trading my dad for a dog

Lance:
okay but why

Lance:
they both like uhhh

Lance:
I don't know what dads like I don't really have one

Lance:
BASEBALL. DADS LIKE BASEBALL RIGHT??

Sun:
yeah mine does.

Keith:
my dad likes hockey

Lance:
well damn dogs don't play hockey

Keith:
but they play baseball?

Lance:
yes Gerard smh you act like this is uncommon knowledge.

Sun:
I know we ask this all the time but why tf were you guys texting the group when you're probably sitting right next to each other

Keith:
k did you have to call us out this time

Lance:
I have been attacked

Keith:
fuck u Brendon uR stinki.

Sun:
that was rood kiddo.

Keith:
I am older than you scrub

Sun:
okay tru

Sun:
also how is frank just realising your dad's allergic if he's been living there for like twoish months

Lance:
bc don drives a truck for a living and he's never home

Keith:
what he said.

Kurt:
yeah it's lit

Blaine:
make him stop saying that

Kurt:
but babe it's lit

Blaine:
mAkE iT sToPP

Kurt:
bruh you're being totes not lit rn bro

Blaine:
I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND NOT YOUR BRO

Kurt:
dude we should get turnt

Blaine:
GERARD HIT HIM FOR ME

Keith:
ON IT

Lance:
noooo Gerard left

Keith:
I'm Gerard and I like it when frank licks my body

Keith:
I like it when he bites my legs it's so hot

Sun:
Gerard wtf are you doing

Lance:
omg I can't belieeeeve ur saying that omgggg

Keith:
sorry babe

Lance:
omg ily tho gee

Keith:
ilyt *kiss noise*

Lance:
omg *kiss noise X2*

Sun:
what the hell guys

Keith:
frank is the hottest boajwkkwl

Keith:
IM GOING TO KILL FRANK