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PAUL MOTHERFUCKING BLOFIS

Fro Lord:
so I've had you guys muted for a long time now

Fro Lord:
and I kinda forgot this even existed

Fro Lord:
but

Fro Lord:
Gerard won't answer his phone

Fro Lord:
so here I am

Sun:
OMG RAY HI

Mum:
yeah Gerard is napping

Mum:
he had to work late

Fro Lord:
that's nice but tell him tO ANSWER HIS HECKIN PHONE

Mommy:
I swear to jesus Ray

Jesus:
I'm here

Mommy:
hi Lindsey

Mommy:
I swear this better be important

Fro Lord:
it is

Fro Lord:
What was Percy's step dad's name again? The nice one?

Mommy:
FUCKING PAUL BLOFIS

Mommy:
YOU MADE FRANKIE WAKE ME UP OVER PAUL MOTHERFUCKING BLOFIS

Fro Lord:
yeah

Fro Lord:
you wouldn't answer

Mommy:
HHHHHHHHH

Mommy:
RAY I AM GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND STAB YOU

Jesus:
I'm pretty sure that's illegal but if it'll make u happy I'll allow it

Jesus:
just this once

Mommy:
hHHHHHH I CANT SLEEP AGAIN

Mommy:
FRANKIE WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR MIKEY

Mum:
bc his room is warmer than yours

Mommy:
:(

Mommy:
I miss you

Mum:
dude I'm just upstairs

Mommy:
yeah ik

Mommy:
but you're not downstairs

Mommy:
with me

Mommy:
and my bed

Mommy:
and the stuff we could do in my bed

Mum:
you know what

Mum:
fuck Mikey I'm coming baby

Blaine:
me when Mikey sleeps over

Mommy:
I JUST CHOKED

Fro Lord:
oh my actual god Pete

Mommy:
ILL STAB YOU TOO WENTZ DONT TEST ME THOT

Blaine:
actually please do

Blaine:
kill me

Mum:
uhhh no

Mum:
I won't allow it

Mum:
ilytm

Blaine:
wwyjlmd?

Mum:
bcilytmnh

Blaine:
ihybilytnh

Mommy:
actually translate what the shit

Blaine:
"I love you too much" "why won't you just let me die" "because I love you too much no homo" "I hate you but I love you too no homo"

Mommy:
wow

Mommy:
I just

Mommy:
how??????

Mommy:
How the actual hell do you know what that stands for?????