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Mommy:
I WON AN AWARD AT THIS ART THING GUYS

Mommy:
THERE WAS EASILY AROUND A THOUSAND PEOPLE THERE AND I WON AN AWARD

Mum:
IM SO PROUD OF YOU OMG

Mommy:
IT WAS SO COOL

Mommy:
they spelled my name wrong though

Moon:
pfft

Mommy:
they accidentally spelled it "Gil" instead of Gee because my art teacher writes in cursive and ig the two Es were uneven or something so they just thought my name was that

Mommy:
they announced my name on the screen and my friends were smacking my legs and stuff like "GO UP THERE GIL"

Sun:
how did they know it was you tho

Moon:
it said Gil Way Monroeville High School

Sun:
ah

Mommy:
hey I'll take it tho

Mommy:
like the best artist in the whole school didn't even get an award so I feel hella accomplished.

Jesus:
stfu scrub you are really good

Mommy:
no I know I am

Mommy:
but there were a lot of them that were tbh hella better than mine so like yeah

Mum:
I'm gonna buy you ice cream.

Mommy:
omg ily

Mum:
ilyt gee

Kurt:
GUESS WHO IS FINALLY UN FUCKING GROUNDED

Moon:
were Pete's dick pics worth it

Kurt:
yes.

Blaine:
MIKEYWAY HI OMFG I LOVE U

Kurt:
ILY TOO PETE

Mommy:
guys calm down you literally saw each other yesterday.

Blaine:
SHUT THE FUCK UP GERARD MIKEYWAY IS BACK AND I LOVE HIM

Kurt:
I LOVE YOU TOO PETEWENTZ A LOT

Pat:
Petekey can be really cute sometimes

Kurt:
Woah Patrick unmuted us

Pat:
ikr

Pat:
i don't believe myself either.

Kurt:
if only Ray would unmute us

Blaine:
and joe

Pat:
and Andy

Mommy:
true

Mum:
joe is rad I like his hair

Mommy:
same it's so fluffy

Fro Lord:
scuse u

Mommy:
RAYMOND

Mum:
GUYS RAY IS BACK

Sun:
holy pasta sauce it's fro man

Fro Lord:
heck yeah.

Pat:
hi ray!

Fro Lord:
Patrick! Hi!

Pat:
Pete says hi

Blaine:
hIIII RAYYYY

Fro Lord:
hi peter

Blaine:
*sCREE*

Kurt: I love that midget

Mommy:
mine is better.

Kurt:
scuse me

Mommy:
ur scused.

Kurt:
:0

Mum:
guys

Mum:
Brendon

Mum:
has

Mum:
a

Moon:
fine ass?

Mum:
D O G

Moon:
oh

Mum:
BRENDONS DOGS I LOVE THEM IH MY GOD AISBSNISHQMALSNBZKZLZN

Mum:
BO IS SUCH A GOOD DOG I LOVE THIS DOG

Sun:
frankie Is my baby now

Moon:
I didn't consent to this

Sun:
yeah but I did

Moon:
that's fair

Mommy:
I didn't consent to this

Moon:
yeah but Brendon did so,,,,,

Mommy:
that's fair.

Pat:
I got a new hat

Blaine:
he looks hella stylish

Blaine:
Much snazz. Very fab. Wow.

Kurt:
I really love you sometimes omg.

Blaine:
:')

Blaine:
ilyt mikeyway

Fro Lord:
my brother says hi

Fro Lord:
and also that Gerard is a bitch

Mommy:
what the f u c K Richard

Blaine:
your brother's name is Richard

Fro Lord:
no but my mom doesn't get that Gerard is calling him a dick because there is no cursing at my house.

Blaine:
omg

Blaine:
suck my richard

Pat:
how do you get dick from Richard tho?

Sun:
you ask nicely.

Mum:
YOU ASK NICELY OMFG BREN

Pat:
I don't get it

Pat:
NEVER MIND PETE TOLD ME OH MY GOSH GUYS

Mommy:
Way go Ron

Kurt:
WHAT IM NOT ALLOWED TO SNEEZE??

Moon:
nice going p A uL

Sun:
*blows away vape cloud* ADAM!

Jesus:
DEAN

Kurt:
SAMMY?

Lesbean:
KEVIN

Mommy:
BOBBY

Blaine:
*castiel excitedly throws his arms up* Cas!

Mum:
that was pure.

Mommy:
:')

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Dude legit I won an award at AYAA and my teacher writes kinda curvy and she accidentally connected the i and the s in my name and it looked like a U so in front of a thousand+ people, PAULEE *last name* *school name* was announced to everyone.

AND I swear on Pete Wentz's blesséd forehead if you call me that horrible dead name I will hate you. My name is Ryan. Or ryro.

Thanks.