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Gerard's blood type story is what happened to me irl lol

Wassup fam it's ya father Ryan here telling ya I don't have WiFi at my house plus I'm out of minutes so sorry the updates take so long peace out lil nibbas.
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Mommy:
so uh,,,,

Mommy:
I passed out in Bio today :)

Mum:
WHAT HAPPENED BABY ARE YOU OKAY OMFG

Mommy:
yeah I'm fine

Sun:
DO YOU NEED A PEPPERMINT

Mommy:
no?

Mommy:
the blood typing thing was today and I'm scared of needles and blood but I thought my curiosity could overpower that y'know?

Jesus:
oh god Gerard

Mommy:
ik

Mommy:
so like I took the little lancet and stabbed my fingy and it didn't even hurt and I was like "oh this isn't so bad?" But it wasn't bleeding yet so I started to squeeze blood out of my finger and I felt like I was going to pass out so I put my head down and drank a lot of water and the nurse had to make my finger bleed onto the paper because I lost consciousness.

Moon:
lol it was lit af

Mommy:
tbh it was.

Pat:
what's ur blood type tho

Mommy:
I'm pretty sure it's A+ but it might be AB+

Pat:
how do you not know which one

Mommy:
I passed out before we could get enough blood on the thingy

Pat:
ah.

Mommy:
but from what I got on there, it didn't clump up so I'm almost positive it's A. Positive. A positive.

Mum:
I used to have to be in the hospital a lot so I already know mine is B- 

Sun:
idk mine.

Moon:
I'm O+ ha eat my ass.

Mommy:
please don't say that he might actually try to.

Mommy:
and then he will try to tell us about it.

Mommy:
I don't need to hear more about your sex life tbh.

Mum:
YO THEY HAVE 99 CENT MOZZARELLA STICKS AT SONIC NIBBAAAAAA

Moon:
WAT I WANT SOME HMU FRANKIE LETS GO GET SOME

Mommy:
FRANKIE NO YOURE LACTOSE INTOLERANT

Sun:
SO ARE YOU GEORGE

Sun:
BUT BRING ME SOME PLS

Moon:
ofc bby

Sun:
:3

Mommy:
okay I want some too.

Mum:
gotchu Gee 🖤

Blaine:
when is mikey ungrounded

Mommy:
idk

Mommy:
maybe tomorrow

Blaine:
I miss him :(

Mommy:
he says that you can go suck a sweaty dong

Blaine:
no he didn't mikey doesn't Even say dong. You do.

Mommy:
shit my cover has been blown

Jesus:
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

Lesbean:
I'm gettin mozzarella sticks with Frankie and Ryan.

Lesbian:
I feel really really short.

Lesbean:
did you know that Ryan is really tall?

Lesbean:
I don't like this why is everyone so much taller than me this isn't fair

Jesus:
you're so cute tho JJ

Lesbean:
nvm I like being short( ^ω^ )

Moon:
LINDSEY YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS THE MOST PRECIOUS SPECIMEN IVE EVER MET OH MY FUCKING GOD JAMIA IS SO PRECIOUS

Lesbean:
ik

Sun:
jeez she's going to steal your title as sass queen Gee.

Mommy:
fuck

Lesbean:
frick

Sun:
Jamia wins. Gerard is a dirty diaper baby

Mommy:
:0 that's so mean breadboye imma cry ;~;

Mum:
that's it your ass is grass Urie and I'm the one who's gonna mow it.

Sun:
fuck.

Moon:
Frank is allowed to kick ur butt.

Moon:
I gave permission.

Sun:
I DIDNT CONSENT

Moon:
yeah but I did and ur mine and I'm urs so,,,,,,,

Sun:
that's fair.

Mum:
I'm going to eat your mozzarella sticks

Sun:
NO FRANKIE IM SO SORRY ILY ILL NEVER MAKE GERARD CRY AGAIN I PINKY PROMISE

Mum:
okie ٩(^‿^)۶

Sun:
jfc ur cute

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Idk if you know what sonic is but it's a fast food place and yeah. They always have hella deals and I am blessed.