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Helpless hurt Lindsey

(I fuvking freehanded that America. Like it's a huge ass poster (like 3'x2 1/2') aND I did tH a T. Like it's not proportionate (obviously) bUT I DID A DAMN GOOD JOB AND I WANTED TO SHOW YOU ALL.
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Pat changed STINKI's name to Pete!

Pat:
guys code yellow

Jesus:
what's code yellow

Pat:
idk yellow is a really happy colour and I have good news

Jesus:
Okay fair enough

Sun:
WHATS GOING ON

Sun:
DID YOU KISS HER YET

Pat:
no Brendon

Pat:
buuuuut I walk her to seventh period every day and she walks me to eighth right

Sun:
sO FUCKING CYTE HHHHHHH

Moon:
otp

Pete:
guys they're so cute together

Pete:
but pat still hasn't asked her to be his girlfriend yet

Pat:
BABY STEPS PETER

Pat:
I'm trying my best

Pete:
yeahhhh but you should ask her out

Pat:
I know I just don't know how 😰

Emoji Slut:
it's okay Patrick we all believe in you 🤗🤗😋❤️❤️💙

Pat:
thank u frankie 💚

Emoji Slut:
ofc pat 😘😘💙💙💙💙

Daddy:
my baby is all grown up :')

Pat:
ur not my mom dallon

Daddy:
ik But I feel like it

Will:
you got this pat!!!!

Pat:
it's Friday so i kinda want to today maybe after school(I walk her to her grandmas car Pete says we are really cute) because then I can take 2 days to mentally recover before seeing her again but I also don't want to because what if she uses her 2 days to realise that I'm awful and she would much rather be with someone way better

Jesus:
nonsense!! You're the most beany bean I know and she is (from what I've heard) also a holy bean so you need to pull up your big bean pants and ask that girl out Patrick otherwise you might miss your shot and you'll regret it for the rest of your life

Jesus:
do not throw away your shot

Pat:
that was... deep...

Pat:
who hurt you

Jesus:
Hamilton.

Fuvk:
i fucking knew it

Pat:
I guess

Pat:
I'm gonna get Joe and Andys opinions too today but the general consensus so far have been all yeses

Pete:
bc u and Elisa are meant to be

Jesus:
she got u helpless Patrick

Fuvk:
are you fucking kidding me lindsey

Jesus:
BOI U GOT ME HELPLEEEEEESS LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND THE SKYS THE LIMIT YOU GOT ME HELPLESSSSSSS DOWN FOR TGE COUNT AND IM DROWNING IN EM

Sun:
SONG. LYRICS. ARE. MY. THING.

Moon:
we believe in you pat

Pat:
thank u Ryan

Pat:
I do like Hamilton tho it made me cry

Jesus:
oh my gods same

Pat:
I'll be hamiltrash with u lindsey

Jesus:
you're so freaking great Patrick oh my god

Pete:
hey that's my best friend get ur own thnks

Jesus:
uhhhh no

Pete:
understandable

Fuvk:
*stares directly into the camera like on the office while smiling through tears which have made my eye liner, mascara, and white goth face paint run while and numb by linkin Park plays over sound of silence in the distance* k I'll just die or something

Pete:
u really r an edgy lil shit aren't u

Fuvk:
fcuk off I'm still taller than you

Pete:
that's it time to yeet myself into an active volcano

Pat:
u will be missed

Pete:
I can't tell if that was a genuine comment about missing me bc your bean-ness or a passive aggressive comment telling me good riddance.

Pat:
:)

Pete:
Okay then.

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Bless uwu

Guys the most fucked up shit is happening at my school rn okay like I'm not naming names or what's going on but there's this really good frerard book called Not The Average Friendship by GDB123 and also Aria and Ezra from PLL are a thing that happened that's all I'm saying.

Anyways so ya boy might be getting a boyfriend later today..... (rn it's the 25th of january) so yeah. I'll keep you all updated on that.

Kay I'll leave now.