"Whoa... It's like we're in a TV show or something!" One of the small kids on the TV cheered as his partner brought in a large sack of money.
"See, this is why I love Crime Boys," Amethyst laughed, "They're not scared to break the fourth wall,"
"That wasn't breaking the fourth wall," Y/n told, "That was a self-reference, breaking the fourth wall means they recognize there's an audience or that they're in a TV show. Self-reference is when the sentence or art or whatever refers to itself, but doesn't recognize the audience"
"Whatever, tomato, potato," Amethyst waved off
"Sure," Y/n laughed as they continued watching the TV
"Hey... You know what would be fun?" Amethyst asked
"Enlighten me," Y/n said
"A hand stand contest," Amethyst told, "Whoever loses has to do whatever the winner wants for a week!"
"No," Y/n said simply
"Come on, it'll be fun!" Amethyst pleaded
"Amethyst, you're obviously going to win," Y/n told, "You're not gonna have blood rushing to your head the entire time,"
"You never know until you try," Amethyst insisted
"We're not doing a hand stand competition," Y/n said firmly
"So, you admit I'd win?" Amethyst laughed
"Mhm," Y/n nodded, "You'd win,"
"Come on, where's your confidence?" Amethyst shoved Y/n lightly
"Non-existent in this situation," Y/n said
"It's not like something bad is gonna happen if you try," Amethyst told
"You said whoever won had to be the other's servant for a week," Y/n reminded
"Yeah, so?" Amethyst laughed
"Usually losing your personal freedom is a bad thing," Y/n told, "But hey, that's just me,"
"Fine, fine we don't have to do that part," Amethyst waved off, "But come on, let's do it!"
"Why are you said adamant about this?" Y/n asked
"'Cause I wanna do it!" Amethyst told
"But why?" Y/n laughed
"'Cause I wanna!" Amethyst repeated, "It's something out of the ordinary, I guess,"
"You're like a toddler," Y/n groaned
"Why? 'Cause I like having fun?" Amethyst teased
"Because you're small and stubborn," Y/n laughed as they flicked Amethyst's nose
"Hey!" Amethyst chuckled as she grabbed Y/n's hand and shoulder, and then pushed them down onto the bed. Amethyst climbed on top of Y/n and hovered over their face, barley two inches away, "Come on, do it! For me?" Amethyst asked
"Fine," Y/n groaned
"Yes!" Amethyst cheered as she got off the bed and waited for Y/n to stand, "Ready?"
"One... Two.... Three," Y/n sighed as they put their hands to the ground and pushed themselves up right, as did Amethyst
"How you doing?" Amethyst asked
"Hunky-Dory," Y/n groaned as their arms shook
"You play guitar right?" Amethyst asked
"Mhm," Y/n murmured, their face going red
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No Rest for The Weary| Crystal Gems X Reader
Fanfiction((COVER BY @CARLSRIGHTEYE ON QUOTEV)) Y/n's attempt to be a good person in a wold full of evil backfires and is forced to move to Beach City. Unbeknownst to them, they are about to embark on a journey of grand proportion and unlock some underwhelmin...
