My sweet little Jinnie

Sex Shop Discoveries

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
Hyungs!~ Tell TaeTae hyung to buy me this cool squishy toy! I really want it but hyung said no :(

I'mYourHoe ;3
What is it that you want baby?? Why won't Taehyung-ah buy you the toy princess??

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
I don't know what it is...but it's squishy, pink, and soft and it kinda looks like a really big mushroom!! :3 it looks like a lot of fun!! The nice Noona at the counter said that's it's very popular and that she's used it herself and it makes her feel good!!~

ChocolateChipKookie
Hyung!! Why is your username "I'mYourHoe"?!?! You know our sweet and innocent Jinnie is in this group chat!! We can't risk to tarnish his innocence!! He's our baby boy!!

I'mYourHoe ;3
I can be a hoe if I want to!! >:(
especially Jinnies hoe ;D

SweetAsSuga
Hobi stop being such a J-Hoe and focus, Jinnie honey why the fu- what the fuck, are you talking about? Where's Taehyung?

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
*insert picture*
See hyungs!! Isn't it soft and pretty?? :D <3

LilMochi
What the-?!

ChocolateChipKookie
Hyung stop choking! We have more important matters at hand right now!! Princess why do you have a dildo?! Put that down- Don't touch it- It's dirty!! Where's the Taehyung-ass?!?!

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
But anyways!! Me and TaeTae hyung are playing hide-and-go-seek!! :3 I'm hiding in the "lube isle" whatever that is :)

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
Don't worry daddy!! I'm perfectly safe, it won't hurt me it's really jiggly!! But what's a dil-
Is that really strawberry flavored!! :D

ChocolateChipKookie
*chokes*

SweetAsSuga
Where the fuck-?!

GodOfDesruction
Hyung!! Language!! But Yoongi's right baby where the fu-!?!

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
They even have vanilla scented lube and heated lube!! I want to try it!!! What's it used for?? :o

I'mYourHoe ;3
I wish I can be Jinnies daddy :(

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
You can be my daddy too :3 the nice Hyung who I just met at the store said I can have more than one!!

SweetAsSuga
Darling that's not how it works-

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
He even said that if I behave and call him oppa I can even get a reward!!! Oppa's so nice to me!! He's even likes to pet and squeeze me!!
^-^ For  some reason he likes to pet my little bum :)

LilMochi
OH MY GAWD MY ANGEL-

CholateChipKookie
RUN GET AWAY FROM HIM PRINCESS-

SweetAsSuga
I'm gonna beat Taehyung's ass-

GodOfDestruction
I'm gonna break this hoes hand-

I'mYourHoe ;3
MY SWEET INNOCENT SQUISHY BABY PRINCESS HAS BEEN MOLESTED!!! ;-;

I'mYourHoe ;3
WAIT ME?!

GodOfDestruction
What?! No not you you idiot-

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
What's molested?? :0

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
He says he's gonna give me candy if I come with him to his car!! :D

SweetAsSuga
DONT GET IN HIS CAR

GodOfDestruction
DONT GET IN HIS CAR

ChocolateChipKookie
DONT GET IN HIS CAR

I'mYourHoe ;3
DONT GET IN HIS CAR

LilMochi
DONT GET IN HIS CAR

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
But why?? :(

PrincessJinnie~3^-^
Ah! I found Taehyungie!! :3

TrashAE
OH MY GAWD BABY NEVER RUN AWAY FROM ME EVER AGAIN

TrashAE
ONE MOMENT IM LOOKING AT BUYING YOU A TEDDY BEAR AND THE NEXT YOUR OUT THE DOOR RUNNING INTO A SEX SHOP

TrashAE
YOU ALMOST GOT TAKEN BY SOME PEDOFILE!!!

SweetAsSuga
Tae I'm gonna beat your ass when you get home

ChocolateChipKookie
We're all gonna beat your ass when you get home

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
What's sex?? :o

LilMochi
Oh my god please stop talking-

PrincessJinnie~<3^-^
What's ass?? :o

LilMochi
Oh my god-

GodOfDestuction
JUST STOP TALKING!!

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note: I just thought it would be a great idea to post my fics on here too :3
so more people are aware of my terrible stories :D if you want to search up the original sight my username on archive of our own is Just_a_Nobody and the story title is the same :) please star it and leave a comment!!~ I love you my butterflies!!~~<33