Through The Dark | √

7

Tanner.

"Wake the fuck up!" I shouted in Jesse and Edward's ears.

"What the fuck, man," Jesse groaned.

"Get your lazy asses up. It's morning," I said.

"What? We packed your fucking bags," Jesse said, his eyes closed.

"Hey, easy with the fucks," Ed said from sleep.

"Shut the fuck up," Jesse hit him with a pillow.

"Asshole," Ed shot.

"Wankerward," Jesse smiled slyly.

"What the..." Ed looked at Jesse in confusion and I raised an eyebrow at him as well.

"Oh, that's wanker and Edward," Jesse smiled proudly and I facepalmed.

"That's how I know you're fucked up," Ed said.

"You mean, that's how we know he's fucked up," I chuckled lightly.

"Exactly," Ed looked back to Jesse. "You're a blockhead."

Jesse simply rolled his eyes and I said, "One can't even live with you guys for a day with the ears being polluted," I shook my head.

"What? That's a lie!" Jesse said and Ed put his hand over his chest.

"Oh yeah? Renée asked me what a boner was," I raised an eyebrow.

"Holy shit," Ed put a hand over his mouth, laughing.

"It was Ed who started it. We were all in the kitchen and he was having a boner when the nanny came around," Jesse shrugged.

"Fuck, no," I groaned, put a hand over my face.

"I didn't start it!" Ed said in defense.

I rubbed my temples, closing my eyes as I groaned again, "What the fuck, Ed. You didn't get a boner, did you?"

"Can't lie, the nanny's pretty attractive, but, I didn't get a boner," he said the last words glaring at Jesse who put his hands up.

"She's twenty-one," I told them.

"Oh wow. She looks eighteen," Jesse said and I rolled my eyes.

"I'm hungry," Edward groaned.

"Thank you," I let out a breath, putting my hands up in the air. "And I'm sure breakfast is ready so, can we?" I motioned to the door.

We left the room and I walked behind them, sliding into Renée's room while Ed and Jesse went downstairs to the kitchen.

Renée sat by the edge of her bed, rubbing her eyes
"Cutie pants," I grinned as I walked to her.

"Hello, big brother," she smiled.

"Hey there," I chuckled as she wrapped her arms around my neck and I kissed her forehead, "How did you​ sleep?"

"Good," she smiled, then it faltered, "You're leaving today."

"Yep," I pressed my lips together. "Think you can handle it now?" I asked, uncertain and I was relieved when she nodded.

"You'll still be calling, right?" She asked.

"Yeah, cutie pants," I nodded.

"Right," she smiled, trying to ruffle my hair, and I laughed before saying, "Hungry?"

"Really hungry," she nodded.

"Let's head downstairs then."

"Piggyback ride?" She asked the same time she jumped on my back.