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35. Random Shiro Headcannons

~Surprisingly ticklish

~When you poke him in the sides, he will fall onto the floor lay there for a few minutes, contemplating about life.

~You tease him afterwards, but give him kisses to show you're sorry.

~Shiro pouts for a while, but forgives you anyways because he loves you.

~Wants2Die

~You whine, since you don't want Him2Die

~HeJustWants2Die

~Nooo Don't2Die

~You glomp him until he relaxes and cuddles you.

~#dont2die

~Adores cats.

~You also love cats.

~When you are older, you want to have two cats and twins.

~You love him so much.

~Space Dad™

~The paladins are basically your kids.

~One time Pidge's experiment went wonky and everyone except you and Shiro got turned a lot younger.

~Like 6 year olds.

~Coran was a frickin baby.

~It was like taking care of rabid squirrels on steroids for a day.

~But when things settled down that was when you and Shiro realized you only wanted two kids.

~That was a fun experience.

~You two still laugh about it.

~When you're feeling sad, he'll come up to you and press you against his chest, kissing your head and playing with your hair.

~He doesn't mind seeing your face while crying. Thinks it's cute.

~Kisses away your tears every once in a while.

~Always manages to make you feel better.

~Eyeliner™

~He loves you more than his eyeliner tho.

~That's saying something.

~In the morning, you two put on eyeliner together.

~It's magical.

~He got you your own because you kept stealing his.

~PDA sometimes.

~Gets really jealous, like Keith.

~When someone tries to flirt with you, he either smiles at them, turning his purple hand on, or gives them a Death Glare™.

~Lotor flirted with you once and almost lost his head of hair.

~Had nightmares for weeks about Shiro cutting his hair off.

~You scolded him, but kissed and thanked him for the action.

~Proud Space Dad™.

~Seriously, acts just like a dog.

~Even tho he likes cats.

~Wow.

~Much Wow.

~LOVES PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AND WILL FITE YOU.

~Is in between for memes, however.

~But you managed to persuade him when you showed Shiro PPAP.

~He can't stop singing it.

~Had Lance blast it through the hallway just to annoy you.

~Spent 5 hours hiding in an air vent afterwards.

~Lance was in there too.

~But you found them and dragged them by their ears out of there.

~The rest of the paladins found their two ears red and asked what happened.

~"I don't want to talk about it."

~You just giggled and sipped your space juice.

~Shiro has a DAMN FINE BODY.

~Once walked in on you showering.

~Didn't give a warning and slipped right in there with you.

~You screamed and whacked his head accidentally after he wrapped his arms around you and kissed the back of your neck.

~He didn't feel it and continued and touch you.

~You know what happened next.

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~Shower sex, bed sex, rough sex, slow sex, he loves it all, as long as he's with you.

~Just loves shower sex.

~It keeps both of you two clean, and loves seeing water cascading down your body as you moan.

~Biting kink, Daddy kink, and bondage kink.

~If you call him "Commander," "Daddy," "Captain," "Sir," or "Takashi," he will not hold back.

~Lingerie, no preference.

~Your body is enough.

~Enjoys pleasuring you as much as you enjoy pleasuring him.

~It's worth it at the end of the day to see him shirtless, waiting for you on the bed.

~Sometimes can ruin the moment.

~But when it goes right...

~Mmm...

~Loves it when you kiss his scars.

~One time he tied you up on the bed post.

~It was Fifty Shades Of Grey all over again.

~"Takashi..."

~"A-Ahhh, (Y/N)!"

~"Oh, Commander!"

~As the list goes on.

~Doesn't tell anyone, but has a lot of sex toys.

~His prosthetic hand counts as one.

~It vibrates.

~That's all that needs to be said.

~PET NAMES.

~Oh gods, where do I start.

~I'll let you imagine.