Short Special 1#
Qiu Yue: So I was talking to the writer, and she was so sad she couldn't write a chapter.
Qiu Yue glanced at the author hiding behind the scenes and nodded resolutely. The author gave her two thumbs up with tears streaming down her face.
Qiu Yue: and we decided that we should do something special.
Qiu Yue: I was telling Yao Yan but she... she booked an urgent ticket to South America as soon as I started with the script.
(；▽；) So! Ladies and Gentleman! And other species, we welcome you to the Fun special!
Qiu Yue: Close your eyes dear readers! And let us go on a journey through the vicissitudes of time and space! Across lands no man has passed or ever will! Across waters that have never been sailed!
Qiu Yue: This, my friends, is an adventure of a lifetime!
Author: Imagine you stand with your feet sinking in the sand, feeling the grains beneath your heels, millions of beads of earth massaging them, the gripply sensation of it as it hugs every nook and cranny of your feet.
The heat of the desert seeping in slowly as it hits you quite rapidly that you can not stand here bare feet. You juggle around on both feet, jumping about to somehow avoid burning your soles.
Even as you wrack your brains for some solution, anything! You notice greenery in the distant horizon.
You blink, and think - 'it's impossible!' But you can't resist a second look, and a third. Till alas you think to yourself, 'what's the worst that it could be?'
Thus deciding, you run to the oasis, atleast to where you think one to be. The air ripples around you as you can clearly see the heat grappling all around you, surrounding you, engulfing you.
The sun is upon you, and it almost feels as though it's sucking all your energy. Right now it feels like the biggest monster you've met, a big fiery ball of fire that was taunting and mocking you, slowly sapping away all feeling.
Feeling the thirst clench your throat, your tongue dry up to the point where you can hardly feel it!
'Just a bit more-!'
And you reach it. You reach the green, the blue, the oasis.
The first step is nothing but sand.
But no, it can not be! You think, it has to be someplace I can rest.
And it is.
As you walk on, the grass below your feet feels like heavenly marble. The moisture soothes the cracks in your soles, cools them down after ordeal they just went through, it feels like the bloods rushing back to them as you feel them tingling.
Looking at the water, you say, "Water the odds."
Qiu Yue: None! Because you quickly realize that it was set up. Like, literally, there is wood supporting the painted boards behind it all.
If it was a fake pasta I'd say impasta!
Author: I honestly wanted to add an animal joke... but...... it's irrelephant!
Qiu Yue: ....hey but I know this very famous turtle! He recently bought a Ferrari!!
Author: wow! What a Shellebrity~
*Sound fx*
Qiu Yue: I was thinking educational jokes!
Author: oh oh! I have one!
*Jumping like a school kid*
Author: It's a chemistry joke! It's sodium funny!
*Shaking her head*
Qiu Yue: No that's not quite... you see education is important! Educated people are more hot!
Someone in the distance perks up.
Qiu Yue:They've got more degrees!
Someone in the distance: ....
*a moment of silence for someone in the distance*
Qiu Yue: ....so I recently went to beach. And I saw this really famous shark!
Author: omo! He's a starfish now~
Author: I always loose track of time when I go out!
Qiu Yue: *nodding* hmmm! It's very annoying...
Author: my friends told me to try eating a clock! O.O it works apparently?
Qiu Yue: ah that? Yeah, but it's too time consuming.
Author: oh oh! I need to end soon but, I thought of something we should tell Yao Yan before we leave!
Qiu Yue: OUH really?
*Both of them lean forward and whisper to each other*
Qiu Yue: hey! YanYan!
Yao Yan: don't you dare-
Qiu Yue: awwwh come on, it's about saving lives.
Yao Yan is slight suspicious but she acquiesces.
Qiu Yue: what do you do if balloons get hurt?
Yao Yan: ...YOU JUMP OFF THE PLANE.
Qiu Yue: Awh no! Come onnn! Balloon is getting hurt!
Yao Yan: THE BALLOON CAN GO DIE. If you say another word I'll- I'll- ILL JUMP OFF.
Qiu Yue: YOU HELIUM.
Yao Yan: karma. Will. Get. You. Just wait for next chapter!
Yao Yan immediately threw her phone away.
Qiu Yue: awh now I feel sad... I want to have a cup of coffee Author!
Author: *nods* me too, I'll make us both a depresso...
*The scene changes, the set changes to the jazz times. Both Qiu Yue and the author tap dance onto the stage wearing Chaplin style clothing with the dancing stick*
Qiu Yue: did I say fun? Oh I meant pun!
Author: well this has been fun, so until then-
*Together* Qiu Yue & Author:
*Tipped hat towards mosquito*
Qiu Yue & Author: M'Laria!
Quickly both of them tap danced zig zagging the whole stage trying to avoid the walking sticks pulling them inside. Quickly they threw their hats at awaiting ladies and winked, before running away!
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No but real talk I was tired of studying and I'm a pun mania xD
I kept telling my best friend and I think she blocked me XDD After muting me for a year.
Ahhh good times, good times.
Ah but if you mind this random chapter, I'll delete it xD it really was never meant to exist.
Okay I'll go now XDDD
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