Peter Pan is a pedophile.
Rounding out our trifecta of ways to completely ruin any future viewings of Peter Pan, there's the strong likelihood that Pan the Man is a pedophile.
Think about it: he's been traveling outside Neverland for years, maybe centuries, and has definitely seen some things spying through all those bedroom windows.
Add in the fact that although physically he appears young, mentally, he's basically a 98-year-old man, and that's when things start getting creepy.
What is Peter Pan doing exactly with the Lost Boys all alone up in those trees?
We shudder to think.
Poor little Michael Darling.
To make matters worse, in real life, J.M. Barrie used to take photographs of several kids he personally adopted, both in homemade costumes and naked, or has he tells it, “I lay thinking of this little boy, who, in the midst of his play while I undressed him, had suddenly buried his head on my knees.”
Oh no!
Better think twice next time you let your kids take a photo with Peter Pan at Disneyland.
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