Just Asean Things | ✔️

Asean vines that are literally just vines but reenacted by the Asean

Malaysia: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

Indonesia: O YOU SPILL— WOWKWOKWOWOOOWO LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!

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Emcee: name an animal with three letters in its name

Timor: alligator

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Brunei: hey jarred can you read number 23 for the class?

Also Brunei: no I cannot

Also also Brunei: what up I'm jarred I'm nineteen and I never learned how to fucking read

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Myanmar: I'm watching the waves

Cambodia: I'm in love with you Brandon

Myanmar:

Cambodia:

Myanmar: *runs*

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Myanmar: you'll never have her! *holds Laos*

Cambodia: and why is that?

Myanmar: because I love you

Cambodia: *blushes*

*titanic song plays in the background*

Laos: *with Myanmar carrying Cambodia behind her*

Laos: I can't even!

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Malaysia: senpai will never notice me *throws pictures of Singapore*

Malaysia: so I baked him into a senPIE *pushes a pie in the oven with Singa's face in it*

Malaysia: and then I ate him *eats him*

Malaysia: *smile*

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Philippines: one two buckle my shoe

Indonesia: three four shut the door

Malaysia: five six pick up sticks

Indonesia: seven eight—

Philippines:

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Philippines: vitamin C is Spanish for

Philippines: vitamin yes

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Cambodia: so I was sitting there..

Cambodia: barbecue sauce on my titties

Laos: *laughs really hard

*intermission*

Laos: *still laughing*

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Indonesia: *seen as she walks with a phone in her ear* and they were roommates!

Singapore: *turns camera over to himself* oh my god they were roommates..

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Barbie doll in a car: get in loser we're going shopping

Cambodia: *runs to it* mom Regina's here!

Cambodia: *jumps on them* move over bitchez

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Philippines: *gets a pack of Oreos* we should get these!

Malaysia: Gabi your diet..

Philippines: *pouts and returns the Oreos* fine

Malaysia: atta girl

Philippines: *gets Oreos singles* only the singles stuff..

Malaysia: grab two and let's go.

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Malaysia: so you are from the future?

Also Malaysia: then you're in 2016

Malaysia: so the world's not gonna end in 2012?!

Also Malaysia: *laugh sarcastically* well you're gonna wish it did

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Singapore: *roasting marshmallows* hey dude do you have any sunscreen?

Brunei: you can't get sunburn from a bonfire—

Singapore: ITS FOR MY MARSHMALLOW YOU IDIOT

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Timor: *gives balloon* I have no soul, have a nice day!

Laos: *takes balloon* I don't have one either

Timor: *walks away laughing*

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Brunei: *walks forward as he hold the camera to his face* its summer

Brunei: got my hat on backwards and it's time to fucking party

Brunei: *gets hit by the garage door thing*

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Singapore: *does weird moves* DONT FUCK WITH ME

Singapore: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Malaysia: what?

Singapore: *screeches*

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Vietnam: I'm you from the future

Also Vietnam: woah!

Vietnam: I know

Also Vietnam: you're ugly!

Vietnam: what?

Also Vietnam: *starts crying*

Vietnam: *also cries* it's forever!

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Thailand: *finds a quarter on the road*

Thailand: Today must be my lucky day!

Thailand: *subtitle* Thailand ran into the street and was immediately hit by a car.

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Brunei: I think my parents are finally asleep you know what that means?!

Thailand and Brunei: pillow fight!

*pillows actually fighting*

Thailand: KILL IT!

Brunei: KILL HIM!

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