Crack names (THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE SO PLEASE SKIP IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET OFFENDED)
Brunei: Bent-nei (gaynei)
Cambodia: Cambigdick (no offense)
Indonesia: Indonewithyourshit
Laos: Long
Malaysia: Male yoga
Myanmar: Myan cat
Philippines: Foolippines
Singapore: Swirlgapore
Vietnam: Star (The flag of her country)
Thailand: Highland
Timor Leste: Thugmor lesbian
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Indonesia: *beer at hand* THEY CALL ME THE SPICE ISLANDS CAUSE IM DAMN HOT ASF
Philippines: IM A TOXIC COUNTRY
Malaysia: WHERE'S MY TWIN
Myanmar: I SUFFERED MORE THAN ALL OF YOU BITCHEZ COMBINED
Cambodia: did you know that Indochina means "greater India" and "little China" so Southeast Asia is the descendant of both India and China?
Vietnam: how'd you know that?
Cambodia: I don't
Timor: *looks at grape juice* am I really an Asean member?
Thailand: I'm just a protectorate *cries*
Brunei: fuck you James Brooke
Brunei:
Brunei: I'm kidding *laughs drunkenly*
Laos: I don't know if I do have a purpose in this world
Singapore: So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties..
Laos: ?
Singapore: how do you even say that?!
Laos: idek man
Myanmar: Singapore finally has something he can't do
Singapore: uhh what?
Malaysia: haha *falls over the table*
Singapore: ish.. it's not like you can do better than me
Myanmar: I can do this *goes to the chair and leans his upper body so he's lying down*
Singapore: *looks at him like he's in the office*
Cambodia: can you do this? *does the finger thing where one is wiggling on the upper side and vise versa I CANT EXPLAIN SHIXZ*
Singapore: uhh no
Singapore: does anybody want to show me something I "can't do"?
Philippines: betcha can't do this *makes out with Brunei*
Brunei: ?!?
Singapore: I'm still confused as to how they say that even if there's really nothing to express that through words
Malaysia: just believe man and all your dreams will come true!
Singapore: if only it were easy :/
Brunei and Philippines: *still making out*
Indonesia: *talking to herself*
Vietnam: *sleeping somewhere*
Laos: *puking all over the place*
Myanmar, Thailand and Cambodia: *getting emotional over something they talked about*
Timor: *watching the scene intensify then leaves*
I'm 100% done with life.
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