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From yours truly! The ASEAN!!
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-IN ANTARCTICA-
The ASEAN ppl:
Philippines: finally, some good fucking weather
Laos: this place is literally a block of ice.
Philippines: that's the point.
Vietnam: *happens to have stuck her tongue on the ice and can't get out*
Indonesia: well, at least its peaceful and quiet
Malaysia: and hot
Cambodia: *flirtatious* oh sorry~ cause I'm here~
-Global warming has left the chat-
Malaysia: this is like a big ass refrigerator.
Malaysia: I love it.
Thailand: anyway, let's dive into the ocean ana~
Timor: HOLY MOLY
Indonesia: *startled* what? What's going on?!
Timor: there's fricking penguins holy crap they're so fricking cute
Singapore: *lowkey uwus for the penguin* how much?
Laos: they're not for sale Sing.
Singapore: then it must be free, I'll take all of it.
Brunei: wait we're getting sidetracked again, what's wrong with us.
Thailand: *facepalming cause nobody heard him*
Vietnam: *also mentally facepalming cause nobody is helping her*
Indonesia: anyway let's go into the ocean cause nobody wants an irrelevant skit.
Later
ASEAN: *dressed in bathing suits*
Brunei: why did we agree to wear such thin fabric?
Myanmar: doesn't matter. At long last, we don't have to melt our asses off
Cambodia: it's still as bad as freezing them
Myanmar: shut up, I'm having a moment.
Singapore: let's just jump guys
Indonesia: *in a bikini* I wanna die
Vietnam: at least you can die enjoying your last days
Indonesia: *slowly shaking her head*
PNG: my balls are frozen
Timor: *sings Let it Go*
PNG: I'm serious.
Singapore: fuck y'all imma just dive first
Brunei: NOOO, WE'RE FAMILY WE DO THIS TOGETHER.
Philippines: on the count of three, let's jump.
ASEAN: 1
ASEAN: 2
ASEAN: 3
ASEAN: *jumps in the ocean and comes out as penguins because apparently there was a nuclear explosion from the previous chapter and now the ocean can make people turn into penguins the end*
