Malaysia: *crashes in from window*
Indonesia: *screams* wtf?!
Malaysia: NESIA!! *grabs her by the shoulders* *also has a glass shard on her face*
Indonesia: Mal, (Malaysia's nickname or something idk help) you could've just used the door over there *points at door* it's not even locked lah!
Malaysia: cut your hair! It's been 8384874727272838838383 years since you cut it!
Indonesia: *shocked* what's with this random question?
Malaysia: *blush* I don't know it's just that I want to see you look pretty..
Philippines: *from across the room reading a newspaper*
Philippines: EW NO THATS INCEST
Malaysia: since when were you here?!
Philippines: I'm everywhere and nowhere. And my people are very good of knowing information to other people they don't ever know.
Indonesia and Malaysia:
Indonesia and Malaysia: *goes back to their convo and completely ignores Philippines*
Indonesia: why do I need to cut my hair?
Malaysia: because you—
Singapore: need to let go of your past and move on!
Indonesia and Malaysia: *stares at Singapore who also stares back*
Singapore: what?
Indonesia: since when were you here!?
Singapore: *shrugs*
Brunei: *crashes from window* *falls down on carpet* *gets hurt* *cries a little* *gets up* *goes near Malaysia and Indonesia* cut your hair.
Indonesia: guys! What is happening to you! What's with my hair? Why is it so important to cut it off?!
Laos, Cambodia, Myanmar, Timor: *crashes from window*
Indonesia: FOR THE LOVE OF BEING LOVED CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PAY FOR THOSE WINDOWS THERE'S A FREAKING DOOR RIGHT THERE!! *points at door* RIGHT THERE!!!
Vietnam: *opens door* was about to crash through the window but nah
Thailand: *crashes through window*
Indonesia: that's it. Everyone out!
Timor: but akak, we just wanted to see your new version!
Myanmar: yeah! And I'm willing to cut it off
Indonesia: *holds ponytail* no way in heck I'm gonna loose my money for a haircut!
Cambodia: *slides to Indonesia's side and slugs an arm on her shoulders* come on Indo, Myanmar makes the best haircut. Trust me *twirls his hair to show off*
Brunei: *woah-ed* wow! I didn't know Myanmar could cut hair!
Myanmar: cause I'm the man *folds arms with chin up in the air feeling fame*
Philippines: Indonesia! Let's have a trade
Philippines: we'll pay for your hair cut and choose your hairstyle
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