(ASK OR DARE)
Not really historical since this is a crack book after all.
this book features pictures of chats, tweets, Facebook and other things!
From yours truly! The ASEAN!!
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@Ooptheregoesmysanity
Hmm it seems like a tough choice but let's go with the second one.
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Malaysia: *in an interview* hello y'all know why I'm here.
Brunei
Malaysia: he's nice, but once when you start to know him he's...ehh
Brunei: what's that supposed to mean?
Malaysia: ehhh
Cambodia
Malaysia: Met him once, never again
Cambodia: The request said "nice" Mal
Malaysia: felt cute, might delete later
EastTimor
Malaysia: it's a tough one
Timor: Am I "too nice" perhaps~?
Malaysia: no it's tough to insult a child
Indonesia
Malaysia: you know how many mirrors you broke with that face?
Indonesia: I'LL GIVE YOU PLASTIC SURGERY WITH MY FIST
Laos
Malaysia: you're okay :)
Laos: okay? That's it?
Malaysia: beggars aren't choosers :)
Papua New Guinea
Malaysia: HE'S COOL, LOVE HIM, SUPPORT HIM
Papua New Guinea: ( ・∇・) ??
Philippines
Malaysia: ugh
Philippines: ugh yourself
Myanmar
Malaysia: Cambodia 2.0
Myanmar: RUDE
Singapore
Malaysia: He's rich and I need his money
Singapore: wow
Thailand
Malaysia: weird but in a good way
Thailand: uhm thanks?
Vietnam
Malaysia: I don't really like you but I guess you're nice
Vietnam: bruh
—
Malaysia really didn't mean anything she said about her ASEAN fellowmen. In fact, she really adores them so much to call them family but she is too much of a coward and prideful to show her feelings. So if ever you meet her and she insults you, all you got to do is hug that bitch. You might get kicked in the face or see a red tomato, trust me, you won't regret it. Bye, I love you.
