How to 101 your mom

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@Bish_YEET205

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@Bish_YEET205

I TOOK SO LONG IM SORRYYYY.

Since August 18, 2020 ;-;

Here are children:

PNG

TIMOR LESTE

LUZON

VISAYAS

MINDANAO

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Preview

Malaysia: *strained* are you fucking serious about this?

Philippines: hey no swearing! My brothers need to be taken extra carefully so make sure you babysit extra good for them

Philippines: Timor and PNG will also be under your care

Malaysia: heck no, I'm not babysitting them they're ass-

Philippines: we'll give you a month's worth of ...love

Malaysia: you gotta bribe me better than that

Philippines: Indonesia will give you a year's worth of indomie

Malaysia: okay I'm in

Present

Malaysia: so guys, I want you all to listen to what I say. I'm in charge, so whatever you find pleasing won't be unless given privilege. You are to be diligent from my demands, obedient to my tasks. No one will stay relax under my command, understand?

Timor: *yawn* booring

PNG: I feel like I'm being detained in jail

Luzon: You're not the boss of us

Malaysia: oh but I am, you don't have the right to speak to your superior

Visayas: don't speak adult words, it's gnawing off my brain cells

Mindanao: *to Timor* do you understand what she's saying?

Malaysia: *sighs* this is gonna be hard

Food time

Malaysia: aight, do y'all want chicken or eggs?

Timor: I want asparagus and broccoli

PNG: ew vegetables, I want hotdogs

Malaysia: sorry, only chicken end eggs-

Luzon: I want spring rolls

Malaysia: only-

Visayas: I want pork grinds

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