It's her Independence Day but idk what I should do (finish your goddamn drafts you sick son of a bi—) but all the more I want to celebrate her birthday with this chapter !! Enjoy!!
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Philippines: *taking a siesta*
Philippines: *wakes up..*
Philippines: *wakes up to see a shit ton of eyes looking at her*
ASEAN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY h̸o̸e̸ BELOVED!!
Philippines: aww thanks you guys! That really means so mu—
ASEAN: *throws the cake the size of her bed at her*
Indonesia: we thought we would give you a special surprise since you helped us with so much
Philippines: *choking on the fucking cake cause it was too big*
Malaysia: and by that, we've came all the to your place just to celebrate it
Timor: we have brought tons of presents but Singapore
Singapore: I don't want to spend my money to the likes of this...person
Brunei: what's with the pause before person?
Singapore: I don't know what to classify her as
Brunei: then what do you classify the rest of us and yourself?
Singapore:
Singapore: human
Brunei: :/
Laos: you know how much you love your culture so we decided we'd make Filipino themed costumes to wear for your birthday
Cambodia: *in a suit with a Filipino-Cambodian fusion* I like how the seaming of the clothing makes it refreshing yet fabulous *turns around as the little ruffles flow against the breeze*
Myanmar: and it's kind of see-through but I didn't get to wear an undershirt
Cambodia: so now you're not wearing anything under?
Myanmar: nope
Cambodia: *winks at him*
Myanmar: not tonight Cammy
Papua New Guinea: I also want to try the local delicacies of your place Philippines!
Timor: same here!
Malaysia: but we all know I make the best food
ASEAN:
Malaysia: come on I was just joking *cries inside*
Indonesia: we all love you and stuff but like, get out of bed and celebrate your birthday with us ^^
Philippines: *a blob of cream with eyes and a mouth* I need to wash myself first so please leave
(Intermission~ please stand by)
Philippines: alright let's go
ASEAN: yay
(Did all the shit they said and had fun)
(Her father, brother, and Intruder were there) (Spain, America, Japan)
(Some close distant friends were there)
(Did I mention Brunei?)
(Yeah let's just add Some BruPhil moments and exclude the rest of the plot lol)
Alone in a terrace holding some fancy glasses of wine
Brunei: how're things going for you now that you're already 121?
Philippines: oh. about that, I wanted to tell you something
Brunei: what is it?
Philippines: I know it's a shame that I couldn't remember the things I've done with you when I was younger and there might be some cases where I dreamt about it
Brunei: what happened?
Philippines: well I've written down the events that occur in that time and i wanted to give you this
Philippines: *hands him a notebook*
Brunei: *opens it up and read its contents*
Brunei: *starts tearing up*
Philippines: Vijayapura..
Brunei: *looks at Philippines*
Philippines: I'm back *also starts tearing up*
Brunei and Philippines: *hugs each other*
BOOM REUNION
THE END
Apparently I wanted to make this within the day since I take at least 2 days to finish a chapter lol because I'm lazy asf
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