Person: Are you guys very close friends?Laos: we are very...Uhh..
Person: very..what?
Cambodia: just very. Not close, Not friends.
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Philippines: to know when a Pearl is real, rub two pearls against each other and if they emit a powder, it's real (this is actually tru btw)
Malaysia: so if I rub it against each other, would it lessen the quantity/mass of the pearl?
Philippines: I mean, you don't just rub everything all at once everyday to know it's real that's just dumb.
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Indonesia: *being a superstitious person wearing a shit ton of "money dragon" jewelries*
China: uhh what're you doing?
Indonesia: I need money, I'm broke
China: well seeming that you have a lot of it maybe the reason why you don't have money
(You can only have one type of "money dragon/Pixiu" jewelry because a lot won't work)
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China: I produce the best jade
Myanmar: well I produce the best jade too
China: *stabs Myanmar* tHeRe CoUlD bE oNlY oNe
(Based on ASDF)
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Thailand: I spent most of my time thinking about something that would make the world a better place
Vietnam: reducing the use of plastic in order to stop global warming?
Thailand: no
Thailand: Homicide
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Indonesia: so in Chinese culture, they appreciate the Pixiu dragon because it only eats gold and silver but don't shit it out that why it's called the "money dragon"
Brunei: so if it digests the gold, where does it go to relieve it?
Philippines: sweat glands probably
Malaysia: oh no
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China: do you know how to indicate the genders of the dragon statues you see in typical Chinese places?
China: well, you see if the left paw is placed forward, that's a guy. And if one paw is placed on the right, that's a girl.
Timor: why?
China: because women are always right and that's a fact
ASEAN girls: *feeling a sense of pride*
ASEAN guys:
PNG: *looking down at the statue* I don't see no penis
China: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
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I found this on an Amino and I thought it was really funny so this is a disclaimer
Also if you want to join the Amino, let me know so I can ask my friend about it lol
Brunei: I once kicked Philippines in the head accidentally while I was doing yoga and I couldn't decide whether I should say "I'm sorry" or "are you okay?" and out of impulse I screamed "ARE YOU SORRY?!" and that left a painful memory forever.
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Brunei: you retarded
Singapore: how'd you know?
Brunei:
Brunei: I'm dead inside btw nice to meet ya
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Person: miss would you like to buy anything?
Malaysia: nah I'm good. Just window shopping...
Malaysia: damn, I cost 50 ringgit? That's rude.
Person: uhh, that's a mirror
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Laos, in the airport: fuck I'm lost
Laos: this is my only chance..
Laos: HELP IM BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
Myanmar, through the distance: WHERE'S THE MAN? ILL KILL HIM!
Cambodia also thought he distance : WHERE'S THE POPCORN?!
(IM NOT SUPPORTING RAPE OKAY?!) (sorry caps lock)
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Indonesia: the earth is a sphere because we have an atmosphere not an atmoflat
Philippines: uh..it's flat because that's how it looks like in Minecraft
Malaysia: if the earth is flat how is my life consistent going downhill
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PNG: I like you
PNG: breathe to accept me
Timor: *turning blue*
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