(ASK OR DARE)
Not really historical since this is a crack book after all.
this book features pictures of chats, tweets, Facebook and other things!
From yours truly! The ASEAN!!
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=cover and contents by me except drawing
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@Rabboleazi
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Here are ships:
Martial Law x North Korea (country humans)
Del Pilar x China (country humans)
Singapore x Malaysia (my otp ♾)
Malaysia x Indonesia
Indonesia x Netherlands
BruPhil though I also ship Brunei x Singapore since they are really close. But I'm not gonna put it just for the likeness of you readers but if y'all I want it, I'll just put it down.
Cambodia x Laos
Myanmar x Cambodia
Laos x Myanmar
I can't help it I'm a multi-shipper
Thailand x Vietnam
Timor x PNG
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Well off to the dare uwu.
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Philippines: *wakes up*
Del Pilar and Martial Law: *appearing before her*
Philippines: y'all are bald wtf
Del Pilar: what the hell is wrong with you
Martial Law: you don't just fucking tell a woman about their hair loss
Philippines: you guys are women?
Del Pilar and Martial: *on the brink of strangling her*
Philippines: well.. what're you guys doing here?
Del Pilar: you seriously don't know us?
Philippines: ummm, that's why I asked?
Martial: *muttering to herself* keep it together Mari, she's just a dumbass is all
Del Pilar: well we're your sisters from another dimension, or to say, the country humans dimension. And you, which apparently "forgot" about our existence, are somehow related to us..
Philippines: wow I don't believe it
Del Pilar: us either
Philippines: uh-
Martial: if you're gonna explain something related to hair, I have this with me *holds up a pistol*
Philippines: *raises hands up in level with her face* okay chill. So what brought you guys here?
Del Pilar and Martial Law: *brings up weapons* we're gonna prank people
Philippines: *mortified* and how exactly will that benefit the laughter?
