It's been a while or not.—
Brunei: cat
Malaysia: cat
Singapore: cat
Indonesia: dog
Timor Leste: cat
Papua New Guinea: dog
Cambodia: dog
Myanmar: cat
Vietnam: cat
Laos: dog
Thailand: cat
Philippines: dog
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Cat Brunei: meow! There's a lot of cats than expected
Cat Malaysia: probably because we're better than their race
Dog Indonesia: eXCUSE YOUF— (woof)
DogIndonesia: dogs are lovable, and cute
Dog Indonesia: y'all just run around and destroy things
Cat Malaysia: we have standards y'know?
Cat Malaysia: if we don't like that shit, we really don't like that shit
Cat Malaysia: that's why I hit you a lot
Dog Indonesia: *offended dog gasp*
Cat Brunei: guys stop fighting! It's not true—
Cat Singapore: technically it is because cats act like that in a way
Cat Singapore: and cats are smart and wise unlike *spits* dogs
Cat Myanmar: I wanna lick my dong
Cat Singapore:
Cat Singapore: he's an exception
Dog Cambodia: why am I a dog? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Dog Laos: either way, you'd still look ugly as ever with that scar on your face
Dog Cambodia: don't talk to me anymore
Dog Laos: make me
Cammy and Laos: *fighting somewhere*
Dog Philippines: hey Thai! Let's play ball
Dog Thailand: sure ana~ I'll bring the ball
Dog Thailand: *carries smol puppyNG*
PuppyNG: hallo!
Dog Philippines: don't tell me we're throwing him around
Dog Thailand:
Dog Thailand: aren't we?
Dog Philippines: *sighs in dog* I'm getting another ball
Cat Vietnam: ..hello
Dog Thailand: ana~ you're looking dashing as usual
Cat Vietnam: *blushes* thanks..
Dog Thailand: *tail waggles**smiling* would you like to play ball with us?
Cat Vietnam: sure
Kitten Timor: *is distances away*
Kitten Timor: *fake vomits in disgust*
PuppyNG: you seem lonely, what's up
Kitten Timor: I prefer to be alone thanks
PuppyNG: oh~? Alone with me ?
Kitten Timor: *fakes vomits in disgust*
Kitten Timor: that doesn't even make sense
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Are you a cat person or a dog person? Which do you prefer and why?
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