To spice it up, I'm gonna put up the song so please play it while you read the italicized words :) 👆👆👆👆👆unless u want to of course
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cooking for your loved one..
Singapore: *throws food* IT'S SHIT
Malaysia: LIKE YOU
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Wearing baggy clothes..
Laos: you're a literal bag
Myanmar: *wearing a handbag* this one was in your closet
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Watching a movie...
Philippines: *getting scared*
Brunei: *attempting to hold her so she wouldn't be scared*
Philippines: *gasps*
Brunei: *turns to face her* what?!
Philippines: I farted
Brunei: goshdarnit *opens window*
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Holding hands in public..
Vietnam: *tries to find a good time to hold Thailand's hand*
Thailand: *literally oblivious*
Vietnam: *holds hand*
Vietnam: *blushes*
Vietnam: *looks up*
Laos: can I...help you?
Vietnam: *internally screaming*
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Making something for your loved one...
Indonesia: here *hands over something*
Netherlands: *receives it* what's this..?
Indonesia: *blushes and smiles* guess..
Netherlands:
Netherlands: is this a chicken cut out?
Indonesia: *poker face*
Indonesia: its...your bunny
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Hugging from behind
Laos: *hugs Cambodia from behind*
Cambodia: aww~ what's this abou—
Laos: *casually pulls him up and crashes him against the floor head first bending over backwards*
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Watching the stars tonight..
Cambodia: the stars look beautiful tonight..
Myanmar: do you know what else is beautiful..?
Cambodia: *blushes* what..?
Myanmar:
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Playing video games with your loved one..
No...
They're too young..
Let's just say playing video games with your friend..
Timor: *furiously tapping on the game controls*
Papua New Guinea: *does the same*
Singapore: *comes in on them* hey guys we're having lunch, you wanna decide where to ea—
Timor: *throws game controller* PNG, YOU SON OF A FEMALE DOG
Papua New Guinea: I WOULD HAVE SAID THE SAME IF YOU HADN'T LET GO OF THE BOMBS YOU CAT
Timor: YOU MOTHER TRUCKER!
Papua New Guinea: YOU BUTTHOLE!
PNG and Timor: *continues swearing without actually swearing*
Singapore: You know you're not supposed to say those things..
PNG: but we aren't saying those bad words you guys always say
Singapore: but—
PNG and Timor: IT'S LEGAL FOR CHILDREN
Singapore: *does not know what to say*
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And that's probably that, ALSO IM SORRY FOR THE DELAY AND STUFF BECAUSE SCHOOL IS DEVOURING ME SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND.
updates will be idle so I'm sorry.
I'll try the best that I can.
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