Thailand: HAPPY NEW YEAR ANA~
Indonesia: yes happy new year! *blows horn*
Cambodia and Laos: *putting up fireworks*
Philippines: *dancing crazily* HaPpY nEw YeAr!
Myanmar: let's light up that baby *lights up fireworks and everyone celebrates*
Malaysia: ANOTHER BAD YEAR! WHOO WE'LL NEVER CHANGE AHAHA *blows horn*
Vietnam: YAY!! *claps hands and shouts*
Timor: EVERYONE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME
Indonesia: cause we're..
Brunei and Singapore: HAVING A GOOD TIME..
???: HAVING A GOOD TIME!
ASEAN: *looks at ???*
Timor: who es u?
???: IM PAPUA NEW GUINEA OF COURSE!
Indonesia: are you lost darling?
"Papua New Guinea": eh? What do you mean?
Malaysia: why are you here?
Philippines: Ate Malaysia, don't be rude, he's a child *goes to Papua New Guinea*
Philippines: how did you travel all the way here
Papua New Guinea: because..IM THE NEW MEMBER OF COURSE!
Timor: YAY! SOMEONE WHO'S SIMILAR LIKE ME!
Papua New Guinea: hello new friend! *waves to Singapore*
Singapore: *doesn't notice*
Brunei: wow! You're so small and cute!
Papua New Guinea: *jumps onto Brunei* woah! You must be like me!
Brunei: what do you mean?
Papua New Guinea: You look like a baby!
Brunei: ...thanks?
Papua New Guinea: IM HAPPY TO BE AN ASEAN MEMBER!
Cambodia: eh?
Laos: wait you just got here..
Vietnam: we can't just, officially announce that you're an Asean member..
Thailand: your big sister Vietnam is right child
Papua New Guinea: *looks down disappointed*
Indonesia: please don't cry PNG..
Papua New Guinea: *trying to hold back tears* I'm not gonna cry cause I'm a big boy..
ASEAN members: *awestricken*
ASEAN members: *looks at each other*
Indonesia: *kneels down to PNG's height* alright, in the meantime we'll accept you as an ASEAN member, but we can't officially declare that alright?
Papua New Guinea: *brightens up* HURRAY! I LOVE YOU NOW *hugs Indonesia*
Indonesia: *hugs PNG*
Philippines: alright, we have a new member and a new year..
Malaysia: SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
Laos: LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!
ASEAN members: *parties like there's no tomorrow*
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GOODBYE 2018, HELLO 2019 MAY YALL HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR
AND YOU BETTER FINISH YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!
SAY HELLO TO THE NEW MEMBER PAPUA NEW GUINEA
BE SURE TO ASK HIM SOME DARES TOO!
YOU ARE READING
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