This will be like Dora the explorer because she my childhood except this is way worse
Timor: hola! Soy' Marianna!
Timor: como estas'?
Timor: this is my friend boots!
Brunei: *wearing a boots onesie and is a lot taller than her*
Brunei: *nonchalant* again, why do I have to do this?
Timor: because you lost you fag—
Timor: AAAHAHAHAHAHAH I mean, let's get on with the adventure!
Brunei: *facepalms*
*later*
Timor: lets first with our start problem!
Brunei: what?
Timor: too much walking drained my energy
Brunei: do you want me to carry you?
Timor: nah I got everything in my backpack!
Timor: *fishes for something in her bag* *summons water*
Timor: *gets a banana*
Timor: shi—(bleep)
Brunei: ey, a banana! *steals banana and eats it*
Timor: Okay nevermind, let's face the problem first.
Timor: we've reached the end of the road but there's another path across the side!
Timor: we need to find a way! What ever shall we do!?
Brunei: i can throw u
Timor: wtf no
Brunei: come on
Timor: no
Brunei: I'll be careful this time
Timor: Wait, what do you mean this time—
Brunei: *props her up and throws her across the cliff*
Timor: *shsuhdjiqnsndieinrkoqodnfnfiir-ing*
Timor: *thankfully landed on the other end*
Timor: phew! That was easy! Now we just gotta get boots to come her—
Brunei: hello!
Timor: how'd you get here?!
Brunei: there was bridge offscreen so...*shrugs*
Timor: *facepalms*
Timor: lets just get on with the next task
Later
Swiper (a.k.a Cambodia): *drops from above the tree*
Cambodia: I'm swiper! The person who...swipes things..
Timor: we've bumped into each other like, several episodes ago
Brunei: what're you gonna swipe this time?
Cambodia: I'm here to steal..
Cambodia: your heart~
Timor: oh my gosh
Brunei: *blush*
Cambodia: *flirts with Brunei*
Timor: Okay okay, this is like a kid show
Timor: I'm five
Timor: boots is probs like 3 or my age
Brunei: I'm legally 20
Timor: and I'm legally done with this
Cambodia: I was just sticking to the script
Timor: who made this script?
Brunei: uhh Indonesia did
Malaysia: *with a speaker* wrong! I'm the director!
Timor: eh?
Malaysia: yeah that's right, I'm in charge of this show
Timor: how did I not know this?
Brunei: how did we not know anything in general?
Cambodia: hello? I'm still here
Malaysia: Okay that's enough screen time Cammy you can go now
Cambodia: hmph! *leaves with sass*
Malaysia: alright let's take a break then we can continue with the next scene
Timor: I don't understand
Malaysia: you're still a child my sweet niece *pats her*
Timor: I'm 12
Malaysia: ehh I don't think so
Timor: *pouts*
Brunei: since when have you been uhh..doing this thing?
Malaysia: *sits on the table casually while taking a bite of a donut*
Malaysia: since..
Malaysia: I actually don't know
Timor: but I thought I was just doing this for entertainment I didn't know people actually watch this
Brunei: I'd say the same about this book
Malaysia: then why do you look at nowhere?
Timor: uhh, because everyone does
Malaysia, Brunei and Timor: *breaks the fourth wall by looking at you*
Brunei: I still don't get why we're looking at nothing
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