Indonesia: y'all mofos, someone burned my forest and now I'm mad because it represents my hair
Indonesia: and I have a bald spot right here
Malaysia: *trying so hard not to laugh*
Malaysia: you look like Singapore when I shaved his head
Singapore: you did? You damn Malay—
Singapore: *looks at Indonesia with her bald spot*
Singapore: holy shit you really do look like me
Malaysia: *starts laughing*
The fucking wind: *starts blowing*
Indonesia's hair I mean forest's smoke: *literally flying off and now producing a haze*
Indonesia: oh well, there's nothing I could do about it
Malaysia: *sniffs* so this is how Indonesia's hair smells like
Philippines: it reeks
Indonesia: ITS NOT MY FAULT
Brunei: seems like it very much is
Vietnam: this is like the Vietnam war all over again
Thailand: were all gonna die ana~
Myanmar: too soon Thai, too soon
Timor: you guys are idiots, just wear masks
Timor: except Indonesia, she deserves to die
Indonesia: I TOLD YOU THAT IT WASNT MY FAULT! BLAME HISTORY
Cambodia: typical. Blaming culture.
Indonesia: ;-;
Philippines: okay. It's alright, it's partially ate Indonesia's fault but who cares, the wind was the reason why it affected us all
Myanmar: I think I'm turning blind Laos
Laos: you just layered your eyes with the mask idiot.
Brunei: but it's alright, the haze will be gone in no time so you guys don't have to worry about it
Malaysia: *taking an electric fan and letting it blow back towards Indonesia*
Indonesia: THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU GUYS ARE NEVER LIKE THIS! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?
Malaysia: THE HAZE INDONESIA, THE HAZE
In the end, they all ended up blaming Indonesia for the fire but it wasn't her fault because her people were just doing some slash-and-burn farming that was practiced from our culture decades ago. Don't die, wear a mask, if you can't buy, good luck.
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Anyway, the haze is not meant to be joke around so I should apologize for making this chapter. I hope everyone will be okay and know their own safety, so please take care of yourselves and don't do any reckless things. That's it. Bye bye.
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