I wanted to dedicate this chapter to these two adorable children, Timor Leste and Papua New Guinea because I'm guessing that these two are underrated in the ASEAN fandom or at least I think they are :/
Anyway, I'm still making this for them haha
So I dared myself to let Timor and PNG answer redundant questions because personally I think letting kids answer what they know is the funniest thing.
And I ship them <3
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Timor: hey guys! *waves*
PNG: did y'all miss us?!
Timor: I doubt that
PNG: don't be like that Timor
Timor: too late I just did
Timor: aNyWay—
Timor: author-chan here wanted to ask some questions because she loves us
PNG: I doubt that
Timor: why'd you say so?
PNG: *shrugs*
PNG: here are the list of the questions but then we would say that if we answer them
Timor: basically answering the questions then proceeding to the next
PNG: oh yeah I wanted to thank Mr. Singapore for the camera
Timor: I also want to thank Ms. Malaysia and Ms. Indonesia for the room
PNG: I want to thank Brunei for choosing my clothes
Timor: and I want to thank Philippines for choosing my clothes
PNG: also want to thank Mr. Myanmar for giving me a bath
Timor: I think you've went to far
PNG: yeah I went to far
Timor: Okay enough appreciating, let's get on with the show!
How are you?
Timor: good, great, chill, okay
PNG: sad, depressed, angry and hated
Timor:
Timor: do you wanna hug?
PNG: ...yes
(Protect these children at all costs!)
How are babies made?
Timor: why does this feel like a math problem?
PNG: hmm, Mr. Cambodia told me that babies are made like how trees are made
Timor: like seeds?
PNG: yeah, seeds.
PNG: *does hand gestures as he explained* they developed from the inside and they are nourished to be healthy and stuff.
PNG: the mother takes care of them by feeding them food and water and stuff then that's how a baby is formed!
Timor:
Timor: oh wow, I didn't that babies are made through the form of plants
PNG: that's why I waited for mine to pop off from the ground
Timor: what seed did you use?
PNG: uuhhh..
PNG: NEXT QUESTION!
How's your relationship status?
Timor: whose?
PNG: what's a relationship status?
Timor: *looks at him*
PNG: *looks at her*
Timor: boyfriend girlfriend kind of thing?
PNG: *does the 'oh' thing* well in that case..
PNG: we're together!
Timor: *looks at the camera*
Timor: this guy needs help
What's nine plus ten?
Timor: ninete—
PNG: TWENI' WEN
What're you gonna be when you grow up?
PNG: I'm gonna be China
Timor: what do you mean China? He's old
PNG: exactly.
Timor:
Timor: do you even get old and stuff?
PNG: over time, yes
Timor: but we're countries and like, we age slower than humans do
PNG: But it doesn't stop me from dreaming right?
Timor: grow up Guinea
PNG: But we cant
Timor: WE'RE REPEATING THE SAME PROBLEM NOW
What will you do when life gives you lemons?
Timor: make lemonade duhh
PNG: read them
Timor: what
PNG: what
What makes you happy?
Timor: being with my family!
PNG: spending time with Timor and ASEAN members
Timor: you just copied my answer
PNG: But I said I wanted to be with you first
Timor:
Timor: but you still copied my answer
PNG: whatever next
Do you ever wished that Author-sama never wrote this book in the first place?
Timor: No!
PNG: if she never writes this, then I wouldn't be here would I..?
Uhhh yeah..
Timor: if she never made a book about the ASEAN, then she couldn't get to meet all these friends right?
PNG: Timor, you don't answer a question with a question
Timor: shaddup PNG, I'm trying to be smart here
Timor: I don't want Author-chan to delete this book or anything because then I wouldn't even be here
PNG: Ive only have been here since like, December and I'm having so much fun-ish
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