WE
HIT
ONE
THOUSAND
READS
IN
TWO
MONTHS.
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
IM LIKE EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE RN GUYS I FEEL LIKE CRYING AND LAUGHING AND MILKING A COW ALL AT THE SAME TIMEEEE
What the hell do I say now lol.
HALLLEEJUUUAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anyway, as a thank you present, I made a little TV show type thing XD where the characters foreshadow a bit about what'll happen next lol.
Presenting
THE FRENEMY NEIGHBORS THANK YOU SHOW
(Sorry guys I suck at making titles and being original)
*Riley and Jordan walk in and sit on the couch next to each other*
Let's pretend there's a couch, okay?
Me: So how are you beautiful people?
Riley: I was fine until I saw Jordan's face.
Jordan: I was terrible until I saw Riley's face-
Me: Awwn, isn't that adorable! I ship you guys so-
Jordan: -but after seeing Ri, I felt even worse.
Riley: *lightly punches Jordan's shoulder while muttering incoherent words.*
Me: *awkwardly smiles* well then. I presume you guys hate each other?
*Riley and Jordan freeze*
Jordan: Well it's not hate-
Riley: but it's not LIKE either.
Me: what the f-
Riley: LANGUAGE, WOMAN.
Jordan: *awkwardly laughs* sorry about that, Host, but Riley hates blasphemy.
Riley: *snorts* I didn't know you knew what blasphemy meant.
Me: *third wheeling as always* blasphemy means swearing or using bad language, amirite?
Jordan: Hey, I was going to say that!
Riley: *rolls her eyes* wait, why are we in this show again?
Me: uhm, to say thank you to 1000 kind people in this world for reading about you guys?
Riley: oh, okay.
Jordan: *looks at Riley in shock* WHAT DO YOU MEAN OKAY? ARE YOU NOT CONFUZZLED?
YOU ARE READING
The Frenemy Neighbours
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