Chapter 6: He's So Perfect

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Marth POV

His eyes are beautiful crystal blue, his hair is silky smooth blonde, and he's a fierce warrior with his master sword-- WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT!! I'm the Hero King look at me checking out an blonde elf whats wrong with me?? And his shortness makes him cute He's just soo Perfect!!!... Ok stop that!! Ok call me crazy but i think i have an obsession with Link i mean i have all of the LOZ games and i always pick as him in Smash Bros!! But the first time seeing him in person was back during Melee he was so cool in person and hot in person... Ugh what am i thinking!! Of course Link would never do any thing with me i mean he has Zelda and compare Zelda to me i think he'd go for Zelda. In Melee it was a disaster trying to talk to him and in Brawl i chocked on my nervousness on telling him how i really feel. Now its Smash Bros. 4 and this time i will tell Link how i feel even if he rejects me i'll try my best!! But theres only one problem i think Dark Pit has an obsession with me i mean i know right you won't believe me cause this sounds absolutely ridiculous!! Just imagine me Marth the Hero King going out with Dark Pit? Well its better than having some one like Male Wii Fit Trainer have an obsession with me.

Dark Pit: Hey Martha!! Martha!!

Oh look speak of the devil its Dark Pit

Marth: Oh hey Pitto

Dark Pit: What did i say about calling me Pitto

Marth: What did i say about calling me Martha

Dark Pit: You may not like it but its cute!!

Marth: Why would you the almighty Dark Pit have a crush on a guy like me?

Dark Pit: Because i find you interesting and since regular Pit found himself a play mate i'd figure to have one myself.

Marth: Pit has a boyfriend???!!!?? Who is it!!?!!

Dark Pit: Its Ike duh!

Marth: WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!????!!! I NEVER KNEW HOW CAN IKE BETRAY ME LIKE THAT WE TELL EACH OTHER EVERY THING AND HE DOESN'T TELL ME THIS WE ARE SO NOT BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE ANYMORE!!

Dark Pit: Hey if push comes to shove i can be your new friend maybe more than friends?

Marth: Great so you wanna be best friends

Dark Pit: No more than that

Marth: Best Friends For Life?

Dark Pit: You know what i mean Marth!!

Marth: Look i dont feel the same way about you Dark Pit.

Dark Pit: C'mon you never know if you haven't tried it. *he licks my neck*

Marth: Eww stranger danger!! Stranger danger!!

Dark Pit: Relax Martha it'll feel good i promise. *evil smirk*

Marth: Look Pitto if i have to draw my sword right now i will leave no mercy

Dark Pit: It was a joke but you'll come around eventually to be my lover Martha

Marth: I'll never let that happen since my heart belongs to another person

Dark Pit: We'll just see what happens later on i'll have a surprise for you Martha

Dark Pit finally vanished from the room "i'll have a surprise for you Martha" ugh just his menacing voice gives me chills and what was up with Ike he never told me that he and Pit were going out what the heck and Ike tells me everything were basically brothers by now!! A lot of things are going through my head i can't take it i also have to confess to Link so i can shove it in Dark Pit's face so he can stop obsessing over me!! This is just to much to handle really-- I JUST NEED TO ESCAPE IT ALL AND GO SOME WHERE THAT HAS A PEACEFUL SCENARIO TO CLEAR MY HEAD AROUND THINGS!! Thats it i'll go clear my head right now!!

*rushing out of his room running down the hallways trying to escape the headquarters to finally reach peace*

~End Of Chapter~

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