Pit POV
My conversation with Pittoo earlier was weird but now I just wait for Ike since I always make dinner for him everyday but he just takes it on the go and goes back to training. Hmm should I let Ike do that to me like Pittoo said? But it'll be just so weird. But me and Ike have been dating for so long already I'm pretty sure he's bored with me and wants to break up with me. I have to do this tonight I won't let Pittoo have Ike!!
*Door opens*
Ike: Hey Pit make it on the go please
Pit: Like always I know!! You going back to training?
Ike: Yea I wanna be top tier!!
Pit: Well you should at least spend more time with me?
Ike: Arent we spending time right now?
Pit: Yea but we only talk for like 5 minutes and then you leave? What kind of relationship is this?
Ike: Sorry I really wanna make it top tier so I cant get cut in the next game.
Pit: Well umm can you not train today?
Ike: Well since you asked I guess so
Pit: You don't look that enthusiastic to be with me today at all
Ike: Look I have to tell you something Pit.
He's going to do it he's gonna break up with me!!! I cant let it happen!!
Pit: Me too!!
Ike: Ok you go first
Pit: Well umm I want to do things with you right now
Ike: Like what take a long romantic walk? Or go shopping?
Pit: No like the other thing?
Ike: Pit let me just get this off my chest right now. I'm break--
Pit: I WANT YOUR HUGE COCK IN MY TIGHT ASS!!!
Oh my goddess I just said that... to Ike
Ike: What?
Pit: You heard me well Ike... and you know you want it too.
Ike: Well uhh as I was saying I'm breaking--
Pit: Can you widen my hole please with your huge cock?
Ike: What the hell is wrong with you Pit?
Pit: Ike I don't want us to break up!!
Ike: I was gonna say "I'm breaking out of my comfort zone and trying to train all day to make it top tier"
Pit: Oh haha. Dark Pit might have accidentally cursed me to say those things to you oops I didn't actually mean you doing it with me with your huge cock because I'm sure its huge of course but thats not my point MY POINT IS, IS THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR DINNER AND GO BACK TO TRAINING HAHA TOP TIER STATUS REMEMBER?
Ike: Pit I'm ready
Pit: Huh?
Ike: I want to do you right now
Pit: Haha jokes over I know I sounded stupid and desperate don't make fun of me!!
Ike: I'm serious I wanna do you right here right now!!
Pit: I am so not ready for this...
~End of Chapter~
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Real Life Smash
FanfictionA fanfiction focused on life during Smash Bros. The fanfic focuses on 3 couples being Ike x Pit, Marth x Rosalina x Link x Dark Pit, and Link x Roy x Zelda. The fanfic will contain yaoi ( Boy Love ) so WARNING if your not into that stuff do not read...
