I apologize for this title lol, also this has a bit of Kleinsen in it... so if you don't ship it you may or may not wanna skip over this oneshot.
Jared opens the group chat.
Jared: Yo
Zoe: sup
Connor: ew why is Kleinman here.
Jared: Well thanks for the warm welcome, Connor.
Connor: Any time ;)
Jared: I was just wondering where Evan was, we're supposed to be doing a project.
Zoe: Oh he's at our house.
Connor: Yeah, he's with me.
Jared: No surprise there... you enjoying your make out session?
Connor: fuck off
Jared: What else could you possibly be doing
Connor: None of your business
Jared: That's literally just code for "were fucking right now"
Zoe: Do you really think Evan would be able to look at a dick and not scream?
Jared: OMG Zoe, I didn't realize you were so funny lmao
Zoe: Wow you actually said something nice for once, Jared. Are you trying to make a move on me?
Jared: Pftt you think i'm trying to make a move on you? Yeah no thanks , you're not really my type.
Zoe: Oh really?
Jared: Really. Hey guys remember when we all thought Evan and Zoe were fucking, but then it turned out Evan was gay?
Zoe: Ew. I don't even think I would want a dick going up me...seems awkward
Jared: But it feels so good ;P
Zoe: WHAT?! How would you know.
Jared: LMAO trust me I would
Zoe: Are you coming out as gay to us?
Jared: Idk am I? Point is tell that little prick, Evan to come over ... we have a project!
Connor: Fine... he'll walk over shortly.
Time skip to when Evan is at Jared's house. Jared texts Connor privately.
Jared: Evan's having some issues...
Connor: fuck my mom talked to him for like 10 minutes straight... she probably gave him a shit load of anxiety. I hate her.
Jared: Uhh yeah, I don't think it was your mom. Let's put it this way... it definitely was NOT your mom. I feel like you caused it ... for some reason.
Connor: Wdym?
Jared: I mean... i'm not going to expose him
Connor: this is important! You always expose him, what's different this time?!
Jared: You don't want to know.
Connor: YEAH I THINK I DO
Jared: no... you don't
Connor: JUST FUCKING TELL ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Jared: Welp your boyfriend is having a huge erection.. if you must know
Connor: Omg
Jared: This is pretty entertaining for me...
Connor: don't you look at my boyfriends dick!
10 minutes later
Jared: Damn usually a boner goes away by now and it still hasn't...
Connor: Why are you looking!!?
Jared: Don't worry, he doesn't know i'm looking..
Connor: that doesn't matter!! That's it , i'm coming over!
Jared: No you're not, I don't want you destroying my house!!
Connor: No i'm coming
Jared: damn I thought Evan's dick would be small , but I can see it bulging out of his pants.
Connor: Don't you dare lay a finger on him!
Jared: Evan's laying in my bed right now, he looks so cute.
Connor: I thought you hated him!
Jared: I guess I always liked him a little bit.
Connor: You don't actually care about him, I love Evan! Why do you want do fuck things up!!
Connor arrives at Jared's house swinging the door open.
"Thanks for knocking, Connor." "Oh shut the fuck up", Connor said. "Wh-why are you here?", Evan asked confused. Connor looked down and sure enough Evan did have a raging boner, but of course he didn't say anything. Jared went to hug Evan. "Wh- why are you hugging me, I thought you hated me.", Evan said to Jared. Connor immediately got jealous, "Get off of him, he clearly doesn't want you touching him." "It- it's really fine Connor, it's no big deal.", Evan spoke.
"Maybe we should go.", Connor said. "Me and Jared have to finish this project though." , Evan replied. "Is he even helping you?", Connor asked. "Well no but-", Connor cut off Evan. "Then let me help you with the project at my house.", Connor spoke. This was a surprise because Connor rarely did his school work, but he meant every single word, he would help Evan.
"Relax Connor, there's no need to go crazy, just let Evan stay.", Jared said. Connor really wanted to go off and yell and hurt Jared right now, but he didn't, he stayed strong because he didn't want to upset Evan.
"Evan do you want to leave?", Jared asked. "Uh..um...um..I-I wa-want to go with Connor.". Jared was angry that Connor won this battle. Connor didn't really see it as winning, but he wasn't going to let Jared steal Evan away from him. Who knew what Jared would've done and knowing Evan he wouldn't have said anything. Evan packed up his stuff quickly and grabbed Connor's hand. Oh yeah at this point Evan's boner is gone.
They head outside and start walking to the Murphy's house, hand in hand. When they got there Connor ended up helping Evan with the project and together they finished it. "Thanks Con.", Evan said leaning his head on Connor's shoulder. "Of course.", Connor said kissing Evan on the forehead. They were both pretty exhausted , so they soon fell asleep.
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Tree Bros One shots
FanfictionTW: THIS STORY INCLUDE SEVERE ANXIETY AND PANIC ATTACKS. ALSO INCLUDES DEPRESSION AND SUICIDE. This is what it would be like if Connor's suicide never had happened and Evan and Connor were actually friends, well more than friends. Connor and Evan lo...
