Lucas: Well Happy, what'd I miss?
Happy the Elf: Well, sir, for starters you should know that so far this year is gearing up to be one of the best Christmases ever!
Lucas: Great! What makes you say that?
Happy: Well, we've had some technological advances since last year, we haven't needed as many elves! Now we have robots that can wrap the gifts at a super fast rate! And we have some that have been making the bikes! And—
Lucas: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. You haven't needed as many elves? Were a bunch laid off?
Happy: well...yes.
Lucas: Uh uh. I don't want these robots if they're costing elves their jobs. Please scrap them, then contact every elf that was fired and give them their job back assuming they want it.
Happy: Yes sir.
Lucas: Is there anything else I should know?
Happy: Well, we recently had an infiltration.
Lucas: Uh oh.
Happy: Yes. A man from the outside mugged one of our elves and got to see the Naughty and Nice List.
Lucas: Any idea where he came from?
Happy: Quite possibly a passenger from the North Pole Airlines. While those people do come here, it's usually just for tours of outside and filming penguin documentaries. Rarely does anyone discover us.
Lucas: Well, do you have a lead on him?
Happy: Yes.
Lucas: Do you know if he's told anyone?
Happy: We're not sure. But we do plan to find him and give him a memory wipe.
Lucas: Good. Well I better get to work.
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The What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix Christmas Special
FanfictionIt's the holiday season, and the task force is getting into the spirit about nine months after saving the universe from Thanos. As we all know, Lucas is the current Santa Claus, so the task force celebrates by bringing Christmas to the whole world...
