*Connor, Light and L are just outside the workshop*
Connor: So then the other guy goes, "Do you think I'm crazy? You'll just turn it off while I'm halfway!"
Light and L: HA HA HA HA!
Connor: So yea—
*They hear distant screaming*
Light: What the heck?
L: Look! *Points up, they look up*
*Tekashi69 and Bill Cosby are falling from the sky.*
Tekashi and Bill: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*They crash down*
*The rest of the task force except Lucas runs out*
Rey: What's going on?
Tekashi: *dizzy* Mommy, my train went swimming in the piano.
Bill: *also dizzy* But mommy, I don't wanna go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you.
Light: *slaps them each in the face*
Tekashi: AYYYYY I KNOW THESE GUYS!!
Bill: You do?
Tekashi: Yeah they love me.
Connor: We hate him.
Tekashi: They hate me.
*Jay and Silent Bob walk out*
Jay: What the fork is going o—Tekashi69 and Bill Cosby?
Tekashi: *smiles and nods*
*Jay and Silent Bob look over at Tekashi*
Jay: PEDO! *Jay and Silent Bob beat up Tekashi*
Bill: *laughs and points* Looks like you got your work cut out for you Skittle boy!
*Jay and Silent Bob look over at Bill*
Jay: RAPIST!
Bill: Uh oh.
*Jay and Silent Bob beat up Bill*
Connor: What are you guys doing here? Are you here to see Santa?
Tekashi: Dude there's no Santa Claus and you know it.
Lucas: *runs out* What's going on here?
Tekashi: !!! He IS real!
Lucas: Oh no. Tekashi69 and Bill Cosby?!
Bill: In person, fat man.
Lucas: If you guys are here to try to get off the naughty list, you're out of luck. What you did is unforgivable.
Tekashi: Actually we just came to the North Pole to hug some penguins.
Everyone: 😑
Light: You idiots do know there aren't any penguins at the North Pole right?
Tekashi: Sure there are! They're in the Christmas specials on TV all the time!
Connor: Those are cartoons! Penguins are at the SOUTH Pole, you dumb forks!
Bill: What the fork! You trying to forkin tell us that we didn't come all the way up here for crap?!
Elmira: Yep.
Tekashi: Aw dang. And whuzz with the no swearing?
Lucas: Christmas magic.
Tekashi: So now whut?
L: We will tell you what. *Everyone puts on sunglasses and L and Connor pull out neuralizers and neuralize Tekashi and Bill*
Connor: You guys are in Canada. And now you're going to get out of here. We don't care what you two do after that.
*They all leave, and Tekashi and Bill run off*
أنت تقرأ
The What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix Christmas Special
قصص الهواةIt's the holiday season, and the task force is getting into the spirit about nine months after saving the universe from Thanos. As we all know, Lucas is the current Santa Claus, so the task force celebrates by bringing Christmas to the whole world...
