Connor: *is telling Leia a bedtime story but is super tired*
Leia: Daddy are you ok?
Connor: Yeah. I'm just tired sweetie. So then the brave Knight climbed up the— *blacks out*
Connor: *wakes up, vision is blurry. He is in a cart and sees a figure.*
Figure: Hey you. You're finally awake.
Connor: Uh oh.
Figure: You were trying to cross the border right?
Connor: WAIT AM I
*Figure is Lucas, the rest of the tf is there too.*
Lucas: Ha ha! Just kidding. You blacked out last night. We're headed to the mountain for some Coca-Cola from the polar bears.
Connor: Oh.
Lucas: Also check out this crystal ball out I have! It tells the future.
Connor: Sweet! *Peers into it. This is what he sees...*
*It is thirteen years into the future. Connor is in the kitchen, and Leia, now a teenager, walks in*
Leia: Hey Dad?
Connor: Yes Leia?
Leia: I've got a question.
Connor: What is it Leia?
Leia: So, human pregnancy lasts nine months right?
Connor: ...right...
Leia: And I was born in August, right?
Connor: ...right...
Leia: So that means you failed No Nut November.
Connor: !!! Leia?
Leia: Yes?
Connor: You're grounded.
*Crystal ball stops, everyone looks over at Connor*
Connor: What?
Lucas: I can't believe I never realized it.
Connor: Oh please! Once you get married, there's no such thing as No Nut November.
Light: You and Rey weren't married yet at the ti—
Connor: SHUT UP KIRA! *Stabs Light with a screwdriver*
Connor: Look, it doesn't matter, we don't have to let some internet meme tell us when to do stuff like that, we can do what we want, we're adults!
Rey: Yes, we're adults! That's why we wear Looney Tunes character onesies to bed every night!
Connor: Yeah!
Light: Forking furries.
Lucas: Bugs Bunny onesie is not a furry thing Light. Hell I would wear one!
Light: Yeah except for you it'd be more like Big Chungus.
Lucas: Naughty list.
Light: ...and there's nothing wrong with that!
Connor: sigh...I wish I was still unconscious.
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The What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix Christmas Special
FanfictionIt's the holiday season, and the task force is getting into the spirit about nine months after saving the universe from Thanos. As we all know, Lucas is the current Santa Claus, so the task force celebrates by bringing Christmas to the whole world...
