*L is carrying a tall pile of Christmas*
Lucas: Need a little help?
L: No thank you Lucas, I have it.
Lucas: Alright then. Be careful.
L: Thank you I wi—OOF!
Jay: *runs through L knocking everything down* AAAAAAAAA!!!!! *Buckbeak, Connor and his family's German Shepherd dog, is chasing Jay.* HOLY SHIRTS!
Lucas: What's going on here?
Jay: That mutt is going all attack dog on me because he sniffed out my weed!
Lucas: *sigh* Alright that's it. Get Bob. We're gonna need to lay some ground rules.
*And so*
*Jay and Silent Bob are with Lucas in his office*
Lucas: First off, there will be no drugs of any kind. That goes for dealing drugs.
Jay: Aw what the fork? No weed?
Lucas: Being drug dealers is one of the things that got you on the naughty list in the first place!
Jay: Fair point.
Lucas: I don't want you guys trying to break into the list. I told you, it's unhackable.
Jay: Fine.
Lucas: Just no mischief.
Jay: Can I at least do this trick Brodie taught me if I don't like someone? So, you take your hand, and you stick it WAYYYY up your—
Lucas: Absolutely not!
Jay: Awwwww...
Lucas: Look. I'm doing you guys a favor by letting you earn a spot on the nice list. Don't abuse it. Understand?
Jay: Scouts' honor! *Jay and Silent Bob salute*
Lucas: I know for a fact you guys aren't scouts.
Jay: Ya got us.
Lucas: Get back to work.
*Jay and Silent Bob leave*
Lucas: sigh...what have I gotten myself into?
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The What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix Christmas Special
FanfictionIt's the holiday season, and the task force is getting into the spirit about nine months after saving the universe from Thanos. As we all know, Lucas is the current Santa Claus, so the task force celebrates by bringing Christmas to the whole world...
