Girls' Night Out

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*It's nighttime, Rey, Elmira, Holly, and Wonder Woman are going to the cocoa bar.*

Wonder Woman: It is nice to get away from the men once in a while.

Rey: It is.

*They reach the door. There is an elf security guard checking IDs.*

Elmira: Think he'll ask for IDs?

Rey: We're in our late twenties/early thirties. No way he'll ask.

Guard: Ladies, may I see your IDs?

*They all look at each other*

All of them: YES! *Jump for joy then show their IDs.*

Guard: Go on.

*They walk through*

Guard: Mrs. Claus *nods hello to Wonder Woman*

*They sit at a table*

Holly: Oh boy. Look who's the bartender.

*They see Ravage behind the counter*

Elmira: Thought Lucas and Connor neuralized that son of a peach.

Ravage: *sees them and walks over.*

Wonder Woman: Here he comes.

Ravage: Hey ladies. I just want to say I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused and the way I treated you. Especially you, Elmira. You too, Holly.

*Everyone is surprised*

Ravage: I don't expect forgiveness, but to make it up to you, I'm buying first round.

*They talk it out.*

Elmira: We accept your apology.

Holly: So you weren't neuralized?

Ravage: Nah. After I helped save the town from that killer moose Santa and Connor gave me a second chance. So what can I get you?

Elmira: Three cocoas with Kahlua, and one without any alcohol.

Ravage: Coming right up. *Walks away to make the drinks*

Everyone: 😳

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