The Hunt

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*Connor, L, Light, Ravage, Jay and Holly are going back up the mountain. This time, they're prepared. Now they have guns and bear traps and other weapons.*

Light: Y'know, I hear moose tastes like chicken.

Connor: Light—

Light: What? Just sayin'.

Connor: Alright, everyone get into formation.

*They scatter, and set up a trip wire, and some bear traps.*

Connor: Alright. Anyone know how to do a moose call?

Ravage: I do. *Does a moose call*

*A roar is heard, and then trottrottrottrottrot*

*Moose Jaws starts running down the mountain*

Connor: Now!

*They start running. Moose Jaws runs right through the trip wire and the bear traps don't do crap. Moose Jaws runs past them.*

Holly: What do we do now?

Connor: Boards

*They pull out snow boards and board down the hill on them*

Connor: Fire!

*They start shooting at Moose Jaws*

Moose Jaws: *knocks Holly aside. She stops sliding and is unconscious*

Jay: Holly! *Stops sliding and runs over to her.*

Ravage: *hits a tree* OOF! *Tumbles past Moose Jaws then stops* Oh my hea—*sees Moose Jaws running towards him, mouth wide open* Ohhhhhhh farts.

Connor: *grabs Ravage* Gotcha!

Ravage: You saved me?

Connor: Well yeah. We're still a team.

*They reach the cliff and fall off of it*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

*They land. This time though, Moose Jaws keeps running. He runs off the cliff and goes past the team.*

L: He is headed for—

*Moose Jaws is headed for the village*

Connor: What have we done?

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