Jay and Silent Bob have cookie duty now

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*Connor, L and Light walk into the kitchen. Jay and Silent Bob are baking cookies.*

Jay: Oh hey you guys are up!

Connor: Yeah, we came to get back to work on the cookies.

Jay: We got that handled. Here. Want some? *Offers a plate of cookies.*

Connor: ...they aren't weed cookies are they?

Jay: No of course not.

Connor: *eats a cookie.* SWEET BABY JESUS LYING IN A MANGER, THESE ARE AMAZING!

Jay: Thanks. That's why we've been told to take over cookie duties now.

Connor, L, and Light: ...what?

Jay: Well you guys keep blowing up the ovens so we were told to take over baking cookies because we don't blow up the ovens and they're good.

Connor: Oh. Ok.

*L, Light and Connor sadly walk out*

Jay: *whispering* ok quickly let's get more weed cookies in the oven c'mon!

*They put more weed cookies in the oven*

Jay: *whispering* Snootchie bootchies! *They high five*

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