*Connor, L and Light walk into the kitchen. Jay and Silent Bob are baking cookies.*
Jay: Oh hey you guys are up!
Connor: Yeah, we came to get back to work on the cookies.
Jay: We got that handled. Here. Want some? *Offers a plate of cookies.*
Connor: ...they aren't weed cookies are they?
Jay: No of course not.
Connor: *eats a cookie.* SWEET BABY JESUS LYING IN A MANGER, THESE ARE AMAZING!
Jay: Thanks. That's why we've been told to take over cookie duties now.
Connor, L, and Light: ...what?
Jay: Well you guys keep blowing up the ovens so we were told to take over baking cookies because we don't blow up the ovens and they're good.
Connor: Oh. Ok.
*L, Light and Connor sadly walk out*
Jay: *whispering* ok quickly let's get more weed cookies in the oven c'mon!
*They put more weed cookies in the oven*
Jay: *whispering* Snootchie bootchies! *They high five*
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The What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix Christmas Special
FanfictionIt's the holiday season, and the task force is getting into the spirit about nine months after saving the universe from Thanos. As we all know, Lucas is the current Santa Claus, so the task force celebrates by bringing Christmas to the whole world...
