Light: *supposed to be painting wooden trains but is just sitting there.*
Lucas: What's wrong Light?
Light: I'll tell you what's wrong! You've got all your friends doing this ridiculous slave work making toys for a bunch of ungrateful brats who don't say thank you in return or anything!
Lucas: Naughty list.
Light: And I wouldn't have it any other way! *starts frantically painting*
Lucas: And besides Light. I don't do it to get anything in return. I don't expect a thank you from anyone. Although I did get a thank you from one kid. He said if I ever need anything just call him. Who knows. Maybe if he grows up to be a lawyer or something and the workshop is bought by an evil landlord I might take him up on that.
Light: um...yeah.
*Jay and Holly walk in holding hands*
Jay: *to Silent Bob* Dude Holly and I are a thing now! Thank Santa for mistletoe!
Silent Bob: *high fives Jay*
Light: Yeah right. What a load of—
Lucas: Naughty list.
Light: —I mean, awwww that's wonderful! Seriously tho never thought I'd see the day.
Silent Bob: *walks over grinning*
Light: What are you smiling about?
Silent Bob: *makes a bunch of hand signs*
Light: You mean you hung a mistletoe outside in their path, knowing that they'd stop there and end up kissing?
Silent Bob: *grins and nods*
Lucas: You sneaky son of a gun.
Light: Wait a minute. How was he able to know exactly where they'd stop, or that they'd even go down that specific path or—
Lucas: Light, just be happy for them.
Light: Ok.
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The What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix Christmas Special
FanfictionIt's the holiday season, and the task force is getting into the spirit about nine months after saving the universe from Thanos. As we all know, Lucas is the current Santa Claus, so the task force celebrates by bringing Christmas to the whole world...
