SEASON FRICKEN 8 (random thoughts while watching) PT.1

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Mildly incoherent spoilers ahead..... You've been warned

















Coran is such a dad.
Lance and Allura......... I don't know how I feel.
Old man Shiro
Zarkon. Such a happy father. Proud parents.
Then they become dicks.
Never fight a grieving mother..... Especially if she's a witch.
WHY IS LOTOR SO DAMN CUTE AND HIS FREAKING VOICE!!!
LOTOR likes cats.
Lotor is a sweet boy who needs some mental help.
Keith is a good boy.
Fucking Atlas
Why people being so mean to Keith...?
The FUCKING WOLF. I LOVE.
Hunk is still Hunk
The sentry in episode 3, bang it's on the wall is me.
Love when friends talk while you're trying to hide.
Never split up. Have you not seen a Horror movie?
Nooooo. Don't Lazar my boy in the face.
Love Lance. Even if he's an idiot.
Why don't they break a window....?
Big bang
Good galra boys
*Sniff* they grow up so fast
Shiny robot
No more thinking. Get some rest.
Lance is such a loveable idiot.
Are Lance and Allura official yet......or......?
Static is never a good sign.
"It's a Weblem! Keith look! We've been inside one of those!"- Hunk 2018
Yep, static is really never a good sign.... I may cry a little.....
Ah~ I love the smell of death and destruction in the morning.
Always trust your gut kids. There's usually more then you think.
Sad Pidge..... Noooooo...... I'm gonna cry......
And know to witness mass genocide yay.....
Maybe some survived........ More visions please?
Keith is such a good leader
Time for meditation.
To bad they don't have Atlas
Dead boys
Big space worm.....
NO TIME FOR STORIES CORAN
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE VIDEOS ALWAYS LEAVING OUT THE IMPORTANT SHIT IN THIS SHOW?
No no no no no.  Ryner, why? FUCKING WHY DID IT END THIS WAY?!
Saving lives from the grave.
It's a PUPPY!!
Fricken everyone's like an old man. All the old man stories.
Immortal cats and a boy who realises not to ask questions.
Lonely galra girl
Veronica is a sweet girl.
God, all the awkward moments.
Oh my god. Why is that my friend group with anyone new?!
It's a TRAP, FUCKING MOVE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASSES AND GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE YOU LOVELY SONS OF BITCHES.
All the lasers
Hunk is such a good boy.
WEll ThAT DidN'T wOrK!
And Keith saves the day!
Science talk..... I don't understand......
Lance pointing out the cheery options. Poison air or laser fire? You choose.
Son of biTCHES! DON'T PRETEND TO BE MY BOY AND TRICK SPACE DAD!!!
I have to many gay ships for this.....
And why the hell did Adam have to fucking die?!
Bloody hell. Lance is good a orienteering and shit. What a surprise...
The Galra just fucked up.
OH ShIt the Galra just fucked up.
Dieing by poison air.....? Let's right a guy ten time our size!
And he's down!
Camo Allura, damn.
SPACE DAD TO THE FUCKING RESCUE!!!!
Who wants Keith dead? Find out next time......

JUST KIDDING IT'S MOTHER FUCKING GAY FURRY GALRA LADY.
SHE MAD HER GF DEAD.
where'd the knife go....?
Aw~ half-breed support group.
But seriously where the hells the knife?
Keith saving the people who want him dead.... Good job.
Gay half breeds reunion. Yes!
I refuse to believe they aren't gay.
Are there no Alteans who will question her? At least one questioned Lotor.
More attempted mass genocide.
Allura got a plan.
"Because of my socks?"- Sam Holt 2018. Damn it Sam wear the fucking green ones next time.
Atlas is a big boy.
Fucking when the hell did Mat start looking so damn good?
Well.... Bye bye white lion.
Fuck Allura's pissed now.
Since when has 'Hagar' been a fucking goddess?! Open your eyes people!!
Well she dead.....

Never Franken mind. Atlas to the rescue
NOOOOOO MY CHILDREN!!!
yay...... More tears in time and space.... When will people learn?
SPACE DAD!!
DAMN IT SAM WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE YOUR FREAKEN SOCKS?! NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
WELL!!!!! THIS BITCH IS BACK!
will the Alteans finally wake up and help Voltron?
Shit..... Everyone's dead.... Looks like it's up to Allura!
WELL SHIT. LOTOR YOU LITERAL BACK STAGING BITCH!
YAY! MIND FUCKERY WITH HAGAR AND ALLURA!!!
bloody black mailing bitch!!
Noooooo princess... You may piss me off half the time but don't cry. You get beat up if you cry (inside joke)
When all your friends are half dead.

And now a filler!
My heart needs a break.
How is he getting half those angles?!
Hunk being hunk while everyon else is serious.
FREAKEN PUPPY!!!!
Cooking with Hunk!!!!
Keith is me!
What is the pup doing?
Whatever it is, it's cute.
If you can't tell I like dogs.
And the mice are here!!
Who needs gravity?
I love listen to dogs breath (note: high levels of sarcasm)
Poor man....
And mother fucking Coran.
Love glitchy Cameras.
Aw~ Pidge's mum is amazing!!
She looks terrified and awkward.
Lance is such a nervous boy~
*Screaming*
Like a really glitchy first person game.
DO THE FREAKEN ALTEANS NOT REALISE LOTOR KILLED ONE OF THEM GOD DAMN IT!!!!
Lance is such a sweet boy, he'd make a great boyfriend..... Still don't know how I feel about Allura.
Oh I don't know.... MAYBE FUCKING TELL THEM EVRYTHING. YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SECOND COLONY, LOTOR'S PLANS AND EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST 7-GOD-DAMN-SEASONS.
HUNK IS SUCH A GOOD MAN!!!!
Food is so god damn magical!!
Hunk may have just helped out so much!!!
Clear day!!!!
I really don't like Lance and Allura together.... But each their own.
Keith is always so damn serious.
Shiro..... Such a wise all man.
Allura is seeing things.
Fucking Lotor
No.... Allura..... Don't be stupid.
You fucking KNOW WHAT HAPPEN LAST TIME YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!
LOTOR IS A FUCKING LIAR AND HE PROBABLY WASN'T EVEN REAL!!!
Nightmares are fun.
Or was it...? Dun dun dun....
Pardon me ArE YOu ArRoN BuRr SIr?! (I am not sorry)
Cor- rin, yes.
Keith is dense sometimes.
He's so adorable.
And red and yellow are forced on to a really fucking weird ride.
Oh end me. Keith and Hunk are going insane.
Damn every has so much sass.
Yes, arm wrestle the  Space Dad with the robot arm.
Allura.....Allura no.... Don't do it.... DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT.
THAT NOT LANCE AND LOTOR'S A BITCH. AND YOUR MOTHER IS FUCKING DEAD.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALLURA!!!! WHY DO YOU DESIRE TO FUCK THE UNIVERSE INTO OBLIVION.
Keith is me. I could not deal with that ride.
I want death sometimes.....
FREAKEN CORN-MAN!
GOD DAMN IT. SPACE DAD IS COOL.
Everyone is shook.
Aw~ moral moment.
He's so FREAKEN sweet for a formally evil Galra man.
And Space Dad is the winner!!!!
Allura dead.
Sam.....leave her and get out. I'd rather you live.




ALLURA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. BREAKING CORAN'S OLD AND TIRED HEART. HAVE FUN ON THE PATH OF DARKNESS.









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I'm an emotional mess. Until next time. Enjoy your life kids. I'm only up to Ep 9, so there will probably be another one of these.

Anyway, see ya~

Kiren~




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